Hobbes: Call me a liar, will you?
Calvin: By golly, I'll call you worse than that!
Calvin: By golly, I'll call you worse than that!
Shinji: Hey, why the sour face? Forget to drink your prune juice this morning?
Asuka: No, just wondering how this country ever became important when it’s filled with morons like you.
Shinji: Oh, you wound me. And I think you got a little collateral damage on you there.
Asuka: I’m a quarter Japanese, and I was raised in Germany. I think I took minimal splash.
Shinji: Ah, so the Übermensch German sides overwhelm the barbarian Japanese side?
Asuka: Can you cut it out with the Nazi jokes?
Shinji: But they’re so easy! Come on, throw an Imperial Japan joke. Hell, I haven’t even tried to throw out any weird German fetish jokes cause I know you’ll have way too much tentacle demon material to work with.
Asuka: Oh? You know about German porn do you? Pervert.
Shinji: I walked into that one.
Asuka: You set yourself up for that one.
Shinji: I see no contradiction between our statements.
Asuka: No, just wondering how this country ever became important when it’s filled with morons like you.
Shinji: Oh, you wound me. And I think you got a little collateral damage on you there.
Asuka: I’m a quarter Japanese, and I was raised in Germany. I think I took minimal splash.
Shinji: Ah, so the Übermensch German sides overwhelm the barbarian Japanese side?
Asuka: Can you cut it out with the Nazi jokes?
Shinji: But they’re so easy! Come on, throw an Imperial Japan joke. Hell, I haven’t even tried to throw out any weird German fetish jokes cause I know you’ll have way too much tentacle demon material to work with.
Asuka: Oh? You know about German porn do you? Pervert.
Shinji: I walked into that one.
Asuka: You set yourself up for that one.
Shinji: I see no contradiction between our statements.
Nail: Hello? Can I … help you with something?
Vegeta: Yeah, the first thing you can do is go die, save me the trouble.
Nail: Ooh! Ooh! Is this really happening? 'Cause I really hope it is.
Vegeta: (laughs) Oh, trust me, you don't want any of what I am now.
Nail: Then come on, bring on all four feet of you. Or should I count your stupid hair?
Vegeta: Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug.
Nail: Big talk coming from a bipedal bitch.
Vegeta: (laughs) Oh, I gotta admit, you are the best challenge I've gotten out of your people yet. Then again, all I have to compare you to are those villagers I slaughtered.
Nail: Oh, you are dead!
Vegeta: Yeah, the first thing you can do is go die, save me the trouble.
Nail: Ooh! Ooh! Is this really happening? 'Cause I really hope it is.
Vegeta: (laughs) Oh, trust me, you don't want any of what I am now.
Nail: Then come on, bring on all four feet of you. Or should I count your stupid hair?
Vegeta: Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug.
Nail: Big talk coming from a bipedal bitch.
Vegeta: (laughs) Oh, I gotta admit, you are the best challenge I've gotten out of your people yet. Then again, all I have to compare you to are those villagers I slaughtered.
Nail: Oh, you are dead!
Edd: The point here is, my hat doesn't smell.
Ed: Oh, yes, it does.
Edd: No, it does not. You're just saying that because I said your jacket stank.
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: You've got a repulsive, fermenting detachment of cheese in your pocket, Ed!
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: Odoriferous curd coat!
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: Rancid Roquefort wrap!
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: PUNGENT PARMESAN POCKET!
Ed: Oh, yeah?! STINKY HAT!
Edd: COAT OF CANTANKEROUS CAMEMBERT!!!
Ed: STINKY HAT!!!
Eddy: SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!!!
Ed: Oh, yes, it does.
Edd: No, it does not. You're just saying that because I said your jacket stank.
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: You've got a repulsive, fermenting detachment of cheese in your pocket, Ed!
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: Odoriferous curd coat!
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: Rancid Roquefort wrap!
Ed: Stinky hat!
Edd: PUNGENT PARMESAN POCKET!
Ed: Oh, yeah?! STINKY HAT!
Edd: COAT OF CANTANKEROUS CAMEMBERT!!!
Ed: STINKY HAT!!!
Eddy: SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!!!
Beatrice: "I wonder that you will still be talking, Signor Benedick. Nobody marks you."
Benedick: "What, my dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet living?"
Beatrice: "Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signor Benedick? Courtesy itself must come to disdain if you come in her presence."
Benedick: "Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted. And I would I could find in
Benedick: "What, my dear Lady Disdain! Are you yet living?"
Beatrice: "Is it possible disdain should die while she hath such meet food to feed it as Signor Benedick? Courtesy itself must come to disdain if you come in her presence."
Benedick: "Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I am loved of all ladies, only you excepted. And I would I could find in
my heart that I had not a hard heart, for truly I love none."
Beatrice: A dear happiness to women. They would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood I am of your humor for that. I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me."
Benedick: "God keep your Ladyship still in that mind, so some gentleman or other shall ’scape a predestinate scratched face."
Beatrice: "Scratching could not make it worse an ’twere such a face as yours were."
Benedick: "Well, you're a rare parrot-teacher."
Beatrice: "A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours."
Benedick: "I would my horse had the speed of your tongue and so good a continuer. But keep your way, i' God’s name. I have done."
Beatrice: "You always end with a jade’s trick. I know you of old."
Beatrice: A dear happiness to women. They would else have been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God and my cold blood I am of your humor for that. I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me."
Benedick: "God keep your Ladyship still in that mind, so some gentleman or other shall ’scape a predestinate scratched face."
Beatrice: "Scratching could not make it worse an ’twere such a face as yours were."
Benedick: "Well, you're a rare parrot-teacher."
Beatrice: "A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours."
Benedick: "I would my horse had the speed of your tongue and so good a continuer. But keep your way, i' God’s name. I have done."
Beatrice: "You always end with a jade’s trick. I know you of old."
Wonder-Pink: Oh, do not worry, Red. That cougar is not going to bite a sweet little thing like you.
Vijounne: Did you just call me a cougar!?
Wonder-Pink: You heard me, foundation-face!
Vijounne: How dare you! I was doing my turn on the catwalk while you were still in diapers!
Wonder-Pink: Oh, and who was in the audience — a #$%*&#$ cougars too?!
Vijounne: UGH! Come over here and say that to my face, you ditzy, cheerleader-looking, pom-pom headed #$%*!
Vijounne: Did you just call me a cougar!?
Wonder-Pink: You heard me, foundation-face!
Vijounne: How dare you! I was doing my turn on the catwalk while you were still in diapers!
Wonder-Pink: Oh, and who was in the audience — a #$%*&#$ cougars too?!
Vijounne: UGH! Come over here and say that to my face, you ditzy, cheerleader-looking, pom-pom headed #$%*!
Chuuya: I'll beat the shit out of you, kid!
Dazai: You're a kid too. And you're smaller than me. You ought to drink some milk.
Chuuya: None of your business, bastard! I'm 15, I'm still growing!
— Bungo Stray Dogs episode 26.
Quark: Have I told you how much I hate that smug, superior attitude of yours?
Odo: Have I told you how much I hate your endless whining, your pathetic greed, and your idiotic little schemes?
Quark: Well, I hate...
Odo: What do you hate?!
Quark: You!
Odo: Well, that's fine, because I hate you too! You're nothing but a petty thief!
Quark: You are an arrogant prude!
Odo: Lecher!
Quark: Freak!
Odo: Fraud!
Quark: FASCIST!
Odo: FAILURE!
Odo: Have I told you how much I hate your endless whining, your pathetic greed, and your idiotic little schemes?
Quark: Well, I hate...
Odo: What do you hate?!
Quark: You!
Odo: Well, that's fine, because I hate you too! You're nothing but a petty thief!
Quark: You are an arrogant prude!
Odo: Lecher!
Quark: Freak!
Odo: Fraud!
Quark: FASCIST!
Odo: FAILURE!
— Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "The Ascent"
Kaladin: Well, forgive me for not trusting the word of a Horneater princess. Would you like some shells to chew on while my men tow you away to the dungeons?
Shallan: The dungeons sound wonderful! At least there, I'd be away from you, idiot man!
Kaladin: Only for a short time. I'd be by to interrogate you.
Shallan: What? I couldn't pick a more pleasant option? Like being executed?
Kaladin: You're assuming I could find a hangman willing to put up with your blathering long enough to fit the rope.
Shallan: Well, if you want to kill me, you could always let your breath do the job.
Kaladin: I should envy you. My breath needs to be up close to kill, while that face of yours can kill any man from a distance.
Shallan: Any man? Why, it's not working on you. I guess that's proof that you're not much of a man.
Kaladin: I misspoke. I didn't mean any man, just males of your own species - But don't worry, I'll take care not to let our chulls get close.
Shallan: Oh? Your parents are in the area then?
Kaladin: (getting legitimately angry) My parents have nothing to do with this.
Shallan: Yes, that makes sense. I'd expect that they want nothing to do with you.
Kaladin: At least my ancestors had the sense to not breed with a sponge!
Cell: You're not the only one with a bone to pick with Goku. I'll be the one to get rid of him and his son.
Frieza: Him and his son? (chuckles) Oh, yes, that's right. You lost to his son, didn't you? I do hate missing a good fight. It was when he was quite young as well. Do you really think you, who couldn't even handle his little brat, can handle Goku?
Cell: Hmm... remind me, who was it again who lost to Goku twice? Let me think, it wasn't me, so...
Frieza: So sorry, I'm afraid I can't let you get away with that little remark. Shall I dispose of you first?
Cell: You? Dispose of me? That's rich! I do enjoy a good chuckle.
Frieza: Him and his son? (chuckles) Oh, yes, that's right. You lost to his son, didn't you? I do hate missing a good fight. It was when he was quite young as well. Do you really think you, who couldn't even handle his little brat, can handle Goku?
Cell: Hmm... remind me, who was it again who lost to Goku twice? Let me think, it wasn't me, so...
Frieza: So sorry, I'm afraid I can't let you get away with that little remark. Shall I dispose of you first?
Cell: You? Dispose of me? That's rich! I do enjoy a good chuckle.
Marina: You...egostistical...
Sinbad: You spoiled...
Marina: Disrespectful, pretentious—
Sinbad: Deluded...
Marina: Pompous, self-centered...!
Sinbad: High-and-mighty!
Marina: Untrustworthy, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable—
Sinbad: At least I'm not repressed!
Marina: REPRESSED?! I'll show you "repressed!"
Sinbad: You spoiled...
Marina: Disrespectful, pretentious—
Sinbad: Deluded...
Marina: Pompous, self-centered...!
Sinbad: High-and-mighty!
Marina: Untrustworthy, ungrateful, impossible, insufferable—
Sinbad: At least I'm not repressed!
Marina: REPRESSED?! I'll show you "repressed!"
Rufio: Eat your heart out, you crinkled, wrinkled fat bag!
Peter: You're a very ill-mannered young man. Do you know that?
(the Lost Boys whistle in mockery)
Rufio: You're a slug-eating worm.
Tinkerbell: (to Peter) Come on! You can do better than that!
Peter: (to Tink) I can believe you're encouraging this.
Rufio: Yeah. Show me your fastball, dust brain! You paunchy, sag-bottomed puke pot!
Lost Boys: Bangarang, Rufio!
Peter: You're a very poor role model for these kids, you know that? I bet you don't even have a fourth-grade reading level.
(the Lost Boys whistle again)
Rufio: Hemorrhoidal suck-navel.
Peter: Maybe a fifth-grade reading level.
Rufio: Boil-dripping, beef-fart sniffing bubble butt.
Lost Boys: Bangerang, Rufio!
Peter: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth. Do you know that?
Rufio: You are a fart factory! Slug-slime sack of rat guts and cat vomit..cheesy scab. .picked pimple-squeezing finger bandage! A week-old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
Peter: (beat) Substitute chemistry teacher.
Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back.
Rufio: Mung tongue!
Peter: Math tutor.
Rufio: Pinhead.
Peter: Prison barber.
Rufio: Mother lover.
Peter: Nearsighted gynecologist.
Rufio: In your face, camelcake!
Peter: In your rear, cow derrière!
Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig!
Peter: You lewd, crude bag of pre-chewed food dude.
Thudbutt: Bangarang, Peter!
Peter: Rufio, If I'm a maggot burger, why don't you just eat me? You zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farming, paramecium brain, munching on your own mucus suffering from Peter Pan envy!
Don't Ask: What's a "paramecium brain"?
Peter: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain that can't fly! Don't mess with me, man I'm a lawyer!
Lost Boys: (chanting) Banning, Banning, Banning!
Rufio: (futilely chanting) Rufio! Rufio!
— Hook
Meggy: This Mario is clearly a different Mario from the one Nintendo talks about-
Lawyer Kong: OBJECTION! He's still Mario though. Look at this red hat and moustache!
Meggy: OBJECTION! DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
Lawyer Kong: OBJECTION! NO YOU!
Meggy: OBJECTION! DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU!
Lawyer Kong: OBJECTION! BRING IT ON LITTLE GIRL!
Meggy: OBJECTION! LITTLE GIRL?!
Meggy: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU FAT APE!
Lawyer Kong: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!?
Kirby: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!
Lawyer Kong: OBJECTION! He's still Mario though. Look at this red hat and moustache!
Meggy: OBJECTION! DON'T INTERRUPT ME!
Lawyer Kong: OBJECTION! NO YOU!
Meggy: OBJECTION! DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU!
Lawyer Kong: OBJECTION! BRING IT ON LITTLE GIRL!
Meggy: OBJECTION! LITTLE GIRL?!
Meggy: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN, YOU FAT APE!
Lawyer Kong: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!?
Kirby: ORDER! ORDER! ORDER!
Ran: Don't blame your boyfriend's cheating on me, you hippo gal!
Mami: What?! If I'm a hippo gal, then you're a pig gal!
Ran: What?! If I'm a pig gal, then you're a pig-pig gal!
Mami: What?! If I'm a pig-pig gal, then you're a pig-pig-pig gal!
Ran: What?! If I'm a pig-pig-pig gal, then you're a pig-pig-pig-PIG gal!
Mami: What?! If I'm a hippo gal, then you're a pig gal!
Ran: What?! If I'm a pig gal, then you're a pig-pig gal!
Mami: What?! If I'm a pig-pig gal, then you're a pig-pig-pig gal!
Ran: What?! If I'm a pig-pig-pig gal, then you're a pig-pig-pig-PIG gal!
— Gals!, Episode 4
