Quotes / Verbal Tic

This can only be the work of FAIRY GOD PARENTS!

— Denzel Crocker, numerous episodes of The Fairly OddParents!

"Holy *tik* shrew! Lookit! She's my size — with *tik* wings! I told you I sensed *tik* insect thoughts! Princess, I think I'm *tik* in love!"

— Bug from Micronauts, on Wasp

Lets start things off with Jimmy Savile OBE’s — this is pre-knighthood — 1974 opus Love is An Uphill Thing. Not until Russell Brand’s Booky Wook did a book so capture the voice of its (supposed) author. The whole thing is full of “says I” or third person, “Says Jim,” and people often “spaketh he,” instead of just speaking. Jim’s also quite fond of the phrase “on the morrow”..."

—Stuart Millard, "Summer of Savile"

Having been absent since Halloween Havoc, Hogan made his big return on Thunder for no explicable reason. Even less explicable was the fact that when he returned, he made no mention of Halloween Havoc, no mention of why he had walked out of the match with Sting, and no mention of where he'd been, though he did manage, in the span of two minutes, to say the word "brother" five times, "dude" four times, and "Jack" twice.

—R. D. Reynolds and Bryan Alvarez, The Death of WCW

... He compulsively uses the words "absolutely", "positively", "categorically", and "100%" a lot, absolutely positively 100% categorically fattening up his books with those words at the expense of actual content.
He also compulsively misuses quotation marks, in one of his books actually putting quotes around "Cures" in the title (which, when you think about it, actually makes for a rare bit of accuracy in his books).

—Rational Wiki on Kevin Trudeau

Oh, it's just an endearing little quirk of hers. I'm sure we'll all get used to it.

— David Kaye, This is Wonderland

Bakura: How come you're always making that stupid "nyeh" sound?
Joey: Nyeh, what stupid "nyeh" sound?
Bakura: The one you just made.
Joey: Nyeh, what're you talking about, nyeh?
Bakura: You're doing it right now.
Joey: I don't get it. What noise? Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeee—
Bakura: THE ONE THAT'S COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AT THIS VERY MOMENT!
Joey —eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehbutIcanthearanythingnyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee—

—Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

Prinny Rule No. 1! You shall always include the word "dood" in every line you say!

—Valvatorez, Disgaea 4: A Promise Unforgotten

Hmhmhm... you are a fool to anger the highly disciplined family of blue Prinnies, dood... Do you think a Prinny who doesn't even know the first rule, including the word "dood" in every line you say, can take us on, dood? Two seconds... that's all the time I need to defeat you! Everybody, charge! Doooooooood!

—One of Seraphina's Prinnies, Disgaea 5: Alliance of Vengeance, before they get rekt by a lone Toto Bunny Prinny

"Y'know, a lot of people come up to me asking why I always say, dood. Well, it's not because we like it, dood! This is something we Prinnies just gotta do! It's practically a law, dood!"

—a Prinny, Disgaea 6: Defiance of Destiny

JOHN: can you not control the woofs?

JADE: i havent gotten the hang of the woofs yet :(

— Homestuck

"I can't keep doing it! Just adding 'and a toilet seat cover' at the end ruins any kind of serious talk!"

— Sunohara Youhei, CLANNAD

Man, [Scary Terry] sure says "bitch" a lot!

— Morty, Rick and Morty

"Huh!? Hey, you can't just go saying "pal" like that! That's MY endearing character trait!"

—Detective Gumshoe, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

"Yes-yes Warlord Krizk - for a treaty-pledge of just 200 Slaves, 12 claws of warptokens, a Breeder and certain alliances and pledges, one of our very-very finest Clan Moulder Rat Ogres can be yours..."

—A Skaven Clan Moulder Haggle-master, from Warhammer

"Iceburg can't stop saying Well please help this poor man"

— The description for this compilation of Iceburg

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