"You know, its amazing. You can be working together on the heist of a lifetime, and ten seconds in an elevator is still awkward..."
— Lester Crest, during the Diamond Casino Heist, Grand Theft Auto Online
Wade: Great. Stuck in an elevator with five guys on a high-protein diet.
Stryker: Oh, Wade.
Wade: Dreams really do come true.
Stryker: Just shut it!
Stryker: Oh, Wade.
Wade: Dreams really do come true.
Stryker: Just shut it!
Loki: Last four days on earth? Mmm. If I had a dick, I'd go get laid. We can do the next best thing.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.
[Woman spit-takes her coffee]
Loki: [chuckling] No, not you.
Bartleby: What's that?
Loki: Let's kill people.
[Woman spit-takes her coffee]
Loki: [chuckling] No, not you.
Garrus: Do you ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?
Tali: No.
Garrus: C'mon, remember when we used to talk about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!
Tali: This conversation is over.
Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system.
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: ...maybe we'll talk later.
Tali: No.
Garrus: C'mon, remember when we used to talk about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!
Tali: This conversation is over.
Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system.
Tali: I have a shotgun.
Garrus: ...maybe we'll talk later.
—Mass Effect 2, about the elevator scenes in the first game.
This seems like a very colorful group of characters to randomly be on an elevator with.
—The Nostalgia Critic, finding himself in an elevator with Rita Repulsa, Santa Christ and the Devil in Devil
"Now you have to be very silent, you know, because nobody talks in Germany in an elevator. It's forbidden."
— Sonne, Victoria (2015)
Burt Reynolds: You're kidding me.
Sterling Archer: I know! It's like the world's slowest elevator.
Reynolds: You should get a Batpole.
Archer: Nine thousand bucks.
Reynolds: What?
Archer: Lowest quote I got.
Reynolds: Well, that's ridiculous.
Archer: Basically just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is, but the co-op board was like "But what'll we do with the garbage?"
Reynolds: Yeah, but you could still throw it down the... whatever, the same shaft...
Archer: I know!
Reynolds: ...and then you'll have some garbage to land on-
Archer: -if you're coming in hot, I know. It's a win-win.
Reynolds: And you were gonna pay for it yourself, no assessment or anything.
Archer: Yep.
Reynolds: ...Ridiculous.
Archer: Preaching to the choir, buddy.
Sterling Archer: I know! It's like the world's slowest elevator.
Reynolds: You should get a Batpole.
Archer: Nine thousand bucks.
Reynolds: What?
Archer: Lowest quote I got.
Reynolds: Well, that's ridiculous.
Archer: Basically just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is, but the co-op board was like "But what'll we do with the garbage?"
Reynolds: Yeah, but you could still throw it down the... whatever, the same shaft...
Archer: I know!
Reynolds: ...and then you'll have some garbage to land on-
Archer: -if you're coming in hot, I know. It's a win-win.
Reynolds: And you were gonna pay for it yourself, no assessment or anything.
Archer: Yep.
Reynolds: ...Ridiculous.
Archer: Preaching to the choir, buddy.
— Archer
Yumi: Jeez, the elevator's stopping on every floor, huh? I don't think there'll be any spots left. Oh, shucks.
Rational Cell: Stop talking to yourself!! You sound crazy!!
Reaction Doll No. 1: But if I don't, I think I'll really go insane. We don't have to stand for this. We can try to break the ice. We can talk about anything.
Rational Cell: Find something to talk about with him.
[...]
Yumi: Thank god we found that contract sheet, huh?
Shin: Yeah.
Yumi: (...That's it?! Yeah?! Hey!!! Add some more so we can keep the conversation going!!)
Rational Cell: Let's use interrogatives! So he can't answer with yes or no!!!
Yumi: So, how did you like my manuscript I showed you the other day?
Shin: I made a memo on that. I'll email you later.
Yumi: Okay... (You know what? Screw it. I give up. Let's just stay awkward.)
Rational Cell: Stop talking to yourself!! You sound crazy!!
Reaction Doll No. 1: But if I don't, I think I'll really go insane. We don't have to stand for this. We can try to break the ice. We can talk about anything.
Rational Cell: Find something to talk about with him.
[...]
Yumi: Thank god we found that contract sheet, huh?
Shin: Yeah.
Yumi: (...That's it?! Yeah?! Hey!!! Add some more so we can keep the conversation going!!)
Rational Cell: Let's use interrogatives! So he can't answer with yes or no!!!
Yumi: So, how did you like my manuscript I showed you the other day?
Shin: I made a memo on that. I'll email you later.
Yumi: Okay... (You know what? Screw it. I give up. Let's just stay awkward.)
— Yumi's Cells, Ep. 443 - "So Awkward"
