Quotes / Two Words: I Can't Count

Tokyo P.D.: You interrogated Ai Magase yourself, right? What kind of person was she?
Zen Seizaki: To sum it up in one word: "the most evil woman in the world."
Michelle Liu (reviewer): That's seven words!

— "This Week in Anime (December 10, 2019): Babylon Has a Whore Complex"

Tuca: Two words, Bertie: Confidence.
Bertie: Was one of the words "Bertie"?

—Tuca & Bertie

Joseph Jacks: Six words: testing, testing, testing, testing, and more testing.
John: I'll tell you what I admire about that guy: his confidence. Because I don't think I've seen anyone more self-assured than the man who just promised six words, said seven, and counted five, all without even flinching. That guy is so secure in his thinking, he could be wrong about numbers on camera twice and do it with an unbreaking smile.

— Last Week Tonight with John Oliver Season 8 Episode 10 "COVID vaccines"

"Let me start off with two words: Made in America."

— Joe Biden, during a speech in Maryland October 7, 2022

"Two words: You guys. Ain't. Heroes!"

— Philoctetes, Kingdom Hearts

Sonic: One word of helpful advice: diet and exercise.
Zomom: Duuuh, that's three words.

— Sonic Lost World

Blissworth: I'll put it all into one simple word.

Admiral Pettigrew: Good.

Blissworth: Yes... "Magnetic-acoustic-neutralisation". How's that, sir?

Admiral Pettigrew: Surely that's more than one word?

Blissworth: There's two hyphens.

— Watch Your Stern

"I've got two words for the children who are raised on that crap. HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS WAS MORE THAN TWO WORDS."

— Strong Bad, Strong Bad Email "for kids"

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