"Attention. Tonight's supper will be baked beans. Musical program to follow... Who wrote this?"
— Ms. Packard, Atlantis: The Lost Empire
"To whoever stole the L from the MOTOR POOL sign, ha ha we are all very amused."
—Ms. Packard (again), Atlantis: The Lost Empire
His movies are “films,” in the same sense that colonoscopies produce films.
The Rant: Such subtle, complex humor. Truly this is my most nuanced work yet.
Oh my my, are you dining in the toilet? Aha! It looks so delicious!
— Enya Geil, recapping the scene where she forced Polnareff to lick the toilet in Vaguely Recalling JoJo
Never let it be said that Marvin isn’t innovative! It’s not just a strip about urine and feces, you see. Sometimes it’s about vomit! Copious amounts of vomit! Foul-smelling hot dog vomit, washing over people and furniture like an endless flood, like a natural disaster. Ha ha, the vomiting baby’s name was 'Hurly,' you see, because of vomit!
Not content to ruin his own comics, (Kevin) Smith flashes back to one of the pivotal moments of Year One and decides that you know what? This would be way better with Batman pissing himself.
School in the summertime, folks. No class.
School in the summertime, folks. No class.
— Chris Sims, "Worst of the Worst: ‘Batman: The Widening Gyre’ #6"
It’s been leading up to this all spring. When David Spade got buried in crap in Joe Dirt, and when three supermodels got buried in crap in Head Over Heels (2001), and when human organs fell from a hot air balloon in Monkeybone and were eaten by dogs, and when David Arquette rolled around in dog crap and a gangster had his testicles bitten off in See Spot Run, and when a testicle was eaten in Tomcats, well, somehow the handwriting was on the wall. There had to be a movie like Freddy Got Fingered coming along.
Rich: I was waiting for the fart joke. It finally happened.
Jay: Was it everything you hoped for, Rich?
Rich: It was everything and more.
Jay: Was it everything you hoped for, Rich?
Rich: It was everything and more.
Jay: A truck containing loose toilet paper (apparently), crashes into Sean's truck and everyone gets sloshed with shit—and then TP'd! So, did you like the real shit motif this movie had?
V1: I can imagine Vince thinking this was hilarious. "OMG THEY CRASH A SHIT TRUCK AND THEN SHIT-ROLL COMES OUT BWAHAHA THREE-FOOT COCK"
V1: I can imagine Vince thinking this was hilarious. "OMG THEY CRASH A SHIT TRUCK AND THEN SHIT-ROLL COMES OUT BWAHAHA THREE-FOOT COCK"
— OSW Review on Ready to Rumble, Ep. 27
I’m guessing concession sales suffered a bit during the theatrical run of this movie.
For a story with this much toilet humour, naturally there are plenty of burps, vomit forcing its way up people's throats, and of course toilets flushing!
After all, this is a movie that within the first five minutes has an extended shot of a penis and another scene later where several small children fill a bathtub with diarrhea while Eric is inside. No, I’ve known long ago gross out comedies have always played a game of 'Can You Top This?' and not only was a movie like this due but we haven’t even seen the worst of it.
They're talking—I'm not even shitting you—they're talking about Big E's balls sweating. They're talking for FIVE MINUTES!! about how Big E sweats. And it won't stop. It won't stop...His gimmick is that he sweats, his balls sweat. I'm not even fuckin' kidding you, I SWEAR TO GOD, he reaches down into his balls and he whips out a ball-towel from his balls and his wipes his forehead off with his ball-sweat towel (CAUSE HE SWEATS ALL THE FUCKIN TIME!)!
Idealism about the democratic process goes down better with bodily function gags.
This should have set off alarms for everyone watching. After all, when was the last time someone wore a white suit in wrestling that didn’t get ruined? ...And don’t blame us if we’ve used that joke a dozen times already; blame WWE for constantly working scatological humor into their angles, whether it be hog-pen matches, dog-poop matches, Triple H’s un-housebroken bulldog, tainted burritos, sewage trucks, or cameras that sleep in baby carriages and soil their diapers.
Prof. Poopypants: Ya, ya, those are all really silly names, but there is nothing funny about Professor Pee Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire!
(Beat)
Harold: (As his and George's eyes light up in glee) Sir... are you saying your full name... is "Pee Pee. Diarrheastein. Poopypants. Esquire?"
Prof. Poopypants: Uh-huh.
(Another Beat, followed by George and Harold collapsing in hysterical laughter.)
Ann: Come on, Sarge, you've got to get back up on your feet! That last scene was a real turkey, and so far there's been none of the toilet humor we're famous for.
Nurse: Bit of shusho, fat boy! It's time for you to drink your own urine sample.
Bargearse: Toilet humour? Strap yourself in.
Nurse: Bit of shusho, fat boy! It's time for you to drink your own urine sample.
Bargearse: Toilet humour? Strap yourself in.
Frank: Because poop is funny.
Charlie: Well, I guess poop is pretty funny.
Frank: Poop is funny.
Yeah, I know I talk about shit a lot, but I'm staring at shit! If you were looking at shit, would you be talking about butterflies or somethin'? No, I'm looking at shit, we're talkin' shit!
It's funny 'cause it came from his butt!
— The Nostalgia Critic, Alvin and the Chipmunks movie review
Dolores: It must be nice to be a boy. You can piss anywhere you want to.
Tony: The world's my toilet.
Tony: The world's my toilet.
David: Does [a dinosaur's] roar sound like this? (farts)
Lisa Loud: There is nothing funny about flatulence.
— The Loud House, "School of Shock"
N'dugo: [to the camera] Bad guy falls in poop! Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?
Kip & Baleto: Ready!
All: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You guys are twelve! Literal twelve-year olds!
— Calliope Mori on the birth of the infamous Oui Oui Pee Pee joke.
Am I not allowed to take a crap in peace around here?!
"Who pooped in the peanut barrel!?!?"
— Santa Claus, Elf Bowling The Movie
Hello, Woody! (gasp) Do you know what my daddy did? (Beat) Poop! He pooped! Poop-de-doop doop poop! Ah, somebody left some poop in his pants.
— Brain damaged Buzz Lightyear, Robot Chicken, "Kramer Vs. Showgirls"
Molly: (her ears twitch) And with that, I will see you boys tomorrow. …Nice try, Slink.
Slink: Man… really thought I had ya' that time.
Rattles: Wait, what? What's she talking abou- (*sniff*) Aw…dude! That is nasty!
Slink: Moll's got some good ears, am I right?
Rattles: Bro, you are sick! … And going by that smell? In more ways than one.
Cure Why: these mushrooms are poison
Baconbutt: is that why i suddenly have the urge to take a massive dump
Baconbutt: is that why i suddenly have the urge to take a massive dump
Yes! Why don't you put all the farts in everywhere?''
— Eric Vale during the outtakes for Ace Attorney (2016)
