Quotes / Throw the Dog a Bone

"Did I... win?"

— Ash Ketchum after becoming the regional champion in the Alola League, Pokémon the Series: Sun & Moon

"And for once, just once, the pirates are happy."

— Asterix and the Cauldron

"Krillin Owned Counter: 39
Krillin Owned Counter: 38"

— Dragon Ball Z Abridged, when Krillin comes together with Android 18

Up and then down,
Year out, year in
But the army of fans
They just keep hangin' in
They've taken enough,
They're long overdue,
Come on, Saints, go get flag number two!

— Greg Champion, "The Saints are on Their Way"

"Sometimes the universe just gives you a freebie."

— Gwen, Total Drama Island, "Who Can You Trust?"

"Here’s the 0-1. This is gonna be a tough play, Bryant. The Cubs... win the World Series! Bryant makes the play! It’s over! And the Cubs have finally won it all! 8-7 in 10!"

— Joe Buck, when the Cubs won the World Series in 2016

Three decades of misery were banished. The creature that had roamed the plains of his soul, devouring his confidence, paralysing his initiative and poisoning his self-esteem, was slain. His neuroses crumbled like banks of sugar candy as self-confidence began to drip-fed into his psyche.

At last he'd done something right.

—Arnold Rimmer takes a level in badass, Red Dwarf: Last Human

Pouncy was right, [Julia] had come home. Her life up until now had been one vicious, un-fun, never-ending game of tag, where everyone else was it and you could never stop running. Only now had she finally found home base. She could rest. Unlike the safe houses, this house was actually safe. This was her Brakebills, for real this time. She had made a separate peace.

—The Magician King

Kyle: You know, it seems like something's still not right.
[camera focuses on Kenny]
Cartman: Yeah. Something feels... unfinished.
Stan: What could it be?
[Beat; then the words 'THE END' appear]
Kenny: WOOHOOHOO!

— South Park, "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"

Imagine that Prince Zagreus experiences some sort of joyous outcome, for a change, in contrast to the arbitrary and unfortunately painful death he shall experience... now.

— Narrator, Hades

Eddy: We did it, Double D! Everyone loves us! We're finally in, baby!
Double D: And it only took 130 episodes, 4 specials and a movie, Eddy!
Ed: Let's sing a song!

—Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show

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