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Etrigan: Marry me. Do not say maybe./Take me as your demon lover; bear my demon baby.
(kisses her hand)
Jason Blood: This is wrong on so many levels, I don't even know where to start.
Supergirl, in where the demon Etrigan stops brawling with the titular heroine suddenly and pops the question

Digger: Didn't your parents tell you what you are?
Shadowchild: I don't think I had any. Well, there was the dead bird I hatched from. I though maybe that meant that I was a bird, but the other birds said I wasn't. They were very definite on that point.
Digger: Dead. Bird.
Shadowchild: It had white feathers. I was sad to leave it, but it had gotten too small to fit in. And the blowflies had gotten awfully loud.
Digger: There are so many things wrong with that statement, I am hard-pressed to pick just one.
— Digger and Shadowchild try to reason out what Shadowchild actually is, Digger

Ellen:: There are so many problems with this idea.
Elliot: I know we don't have a way to contact them yet, but after the ambient energy's fixed, the one Sarah knows will...
Ellen: There are other problems.

General Custer: Gentlemen, today's operation will be a unique one. We will go deep into injun territory with a full entourage of cavalry, establish a tight perimeter, have the infantry remove my pants and underpants, and then I will attempt to force sex on an Indian girl under heavy enemy fire. Are there any objections?
Custer's Military Advisor: Yes, general. Several.
Seanbaby, about the Atari 2600 porn game Custer's Revenge

Aqua: “You’re the future emperor, yet you still wear something as useless as panties!
Edelgard: “W-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOU-…Do…Do you not?”
Aqua: “Nope! It gets in the way, and it’s smarter not to, that way no one can steal them!”
Edelgard: “…I don’t even know where to begin with that.”
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