Hi! My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!
—Guybrush Threepwood
Grog is a secret mixture which contains one or more of the following: Kerosene, Propylene Glycol, Artificial Sweeteners, Sulfuric Acid, Rum, Acetone, Red Dye #2, Scumm, Axle grease, Battery Acid, and/or Pepperoni. As you can imagine, it's one of the most caustic, volatile substances known to man.
—Very Important Pirates
Ah... There's nothin' like the hot winds of hell blowin' in yer face.
—LeChuck
Ahoy there, fancy pants.
—Storekeeper
Guybrush: Why do you guys talk so funny?
Pirate: Pirate lingo! It's how everyboy talked back then. Come on Guybrush, play along.
Pirate: Pirate lingo! It's how everyboy talked back then. Come on Guybrush, play along.
