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Todd: For what's the sound of the world out there?
Mrs. Lovett: What, Mr. Todd, what, Mr. Todd, what is that sound?
Todd: Those crunching noises pervading the air?
Mrs. Lovett: Yes, Mr. Todd, yes, Mr. Todd, yes, all around.
Todd: It's man devouring man, my dear—
Both: And who are we to deny it in here?

"This boy, who only just before
Was loathed by men from shore to shore,
This greedy brute, this louse's ear,
Is loved by people everywhere!
For who could hate or bear a grudge
Against a luscious bit of fudge?"

"There's too many people in the world and not enough food. Now this takes care of both problems at the same time."
Vincent Smith, Motel Hell

"I call it 'Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman Chili'."
Eric Cartman, South Park, "Scott Tenorman Must Die"

Lisa: Bart, isn't it strange that Üter is missing and suddenly, the cafeteria is serving this mysterious food called "Uter-braten"?
Principal Skinner: Oh, relax, kids! I've got a gut feeling Üter's around here somewhere. [laughs] After all, isn't there a little Üter in all of us? [laughs harder] In fact, you might say we just ate Üter and he's in our stomachs right now! [laughs even harder] ...Wait. Scratch that one.

"Georg Grossman was a very gross man Turning people into cannibals in Berlin
He claimed the meat was beef or pork butchered just for them But the meat came from the prostitutes murdered by Grossman"
Macabre, "The Sweet Tendor Meat Vendor"

"Listen to me, Hatcher — you gotta tell 'em! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! We gotta stop 'em — somehow!"
Detective Frank Thorn, Soylent Green

"Ramses was the killer we've been looking for. Mrs. Fremont, I'm afraid this feast is evidence of murder!"
Police Captain, Blood Feast

Officer Lee: You threw away the dismembered bodies as rubbish. How about the flesh?
Wong Chi-hang: It was used to make those buns. The ones which they loved eating and didn't pay for.

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