"Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you."
Vader: Turn to the Dark Side, and join me.
Luke: I'll never join you! You Killed My Father!
Vader: No, Luke. I am your father!
Luke: That's not true! That's impossible!
Vader: And Princess Leia is your sister!
Luke: That's not true! That's... improbable.
Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!
Luke: That's... very unlikely.
Vader: And as a child, I built C-3PO!
Luke: ...Hmm?
[some time later; Vader is drinking tea and Luke is smoking a cigarette]
Vader: And the Force? Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midi-chlorians.
Luke: Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously I'm out.
Luke: I'll never join you! You Killed My Father!
Vader: No, Luke. I am your father!
Luke: That's not true! That's impossible!
Vader: And Princess Leia is your sister!
Luke: That's not true! That's... improbable.
Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!
Luke: That's... very unlikely.
Vader: And as a child, I built C-3PO!
Luke: ...Hmm?
[some time later; Vader is drinking tea and Luke is smoking a cigarette]
Vader: And the Force? Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midi-chlorians.
Luke: Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously I'm out.
SMG4: Thank you...for saving us, you guys. We...we don't even know your names!
Hobo 1: What, really? I thought it was obvious by now. My name is SMG1!!!
Hobo 2: And I'm SMG2!
SMG4 and SMG3 : Wait, what?!
SMG4: WHAT?!
SMG1: And now we're going to end this for good...
SMG4: WAIT! YOU CAN'T JUST DROP SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON ME!
Hobo 1: What, really? I thought it was obvious by now. My name is SMG1!!!
Hobo 2: And I'm SMG2!
SMG4 and SMG3 : Wait, what?!
SMG4: WHAT?!
SMG1: And now we're going to end this for good...
SMG4: WAIT! YOU CAN'T JUST DROP SOMETHING LIKE THAT ON ME!
Young Xehanort: I am young Master Xehanort.
Sora: Impossible!
Young Xehanort: I can also time travel.
Sora: Inconceivable!
Young Xehanort: We plan to assemble 13 Xehanorts.
Sora: Nani?!
Xigbar: I am already half-Xehanort.
Sora: Unexpected plot twist!
Xemnas: Nobodies can grow hearts.
Sora: Bakana!
Young Xehanort: Did you understand any of that?
Sora: Nope!
Sora: Impossible!
Young Xehanort: I can also time travel.
Sora: Inconceivable!
Young Xehanort: We plan to assemble 13 Xehanorts.
Sora: Nani?!
Xigbar: I am already half-Xehanort.
Sora: Unexpected plot twist!
Xemnas: Nobodies can grow hearts.
Sora: Bakana!
Young Xehanort: Did you understand any of that?
Sora: Nope!
Saika Magoichi: I'm guessing you're starting to harness magic from learning Hex Ed. No, it seems pressuring. Something more than what the other students are pulling off.
Toyotomi Kagehime: What they've got is mere child's play compared to what I've got. You asked who I was. I happen to be Toyotomi Hideyoshi's daughter. Toyotomi Kagehime.
Toyotomi Kagehime: What they've got is mere child's play compared to what I've got. You asked who I was. I happen to be Toyotomi Hideyoshi's daughter. Toyotomi Kagehime.
— Sengoku Basara fanfic Having fun while you can
