[I only opted to review] the theatrical films... the ones that... kids went to, they sat down, th-they saw it in the movie theaters. You know, you had to pay money to go see it. You know, that's where you suffer, because you had to pay money, go in the theater, and YOU GOT CHIPPED OFF!
—Doug Walker, Top 11 Nostalgia Critics I Will Never Do
"I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everyone in this audience is a giant sucker! Especially YOU!"
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons Movie
