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Doc: I'm not really a doctor, I'm a medic.
Tucker: What's the difference?
Doc: Well, a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them more comfortable while they die.
Tucker: Mental note: Don't ever get shot.

Feth take you and your war.
Senior Regimental Medic Dorden, blaspheming the Emperor in the aftermath of the second assault on Hinzerhaus, Warhammer 40,000

Soldiers collect and care for the wounded, whether friend or foe. Soldiers do not attack medical personnel, facilities, or equipment.

Malack: Ah, the life of an adventuring cleric. I remember it well. A perpetual struggle to maintain the hit point totals of four or five nigh-suicidal tomb robbers determined to deplete them at all costs. Like bailing out a sinking ship with a thimble, most days.
Durkon: Aye, aye! It's like "C'mon! Could ye manage to go ten minutes without perforating your aorta? Just once!?"

Rebecca: (at Chris) "Okay, between the two of us, WHO has the medical degree...?"

"Sarenrae, Lady of Mercy, please heal this idiot, that he may learn the foolishness of charging in without looking."

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