Whether dancing the Batusi,
Or using an array of tools,
He's always got the answer,
He makes us look like fools!
He's got no super powers,
He's just a flying ra-a-at!
It's a good thing we've got Arkham,
'Cause he really drives us bats!
Or using an array of tools,
He's always got the answer,
He makes us look like fools!
He's got no super powers,
He's just a flying ra-a-at!
It's a good thing we've got Arkham,
'Cause he really drives us bats!
— "Drives Us Bats", Batman: The Brave and the Bold, "Mayhem Of The Music Meister!"
Humph!
You think yours is a real moustache?
Who's done me a thousand wrongs,
Ever since Donkey Kong?
Slithering down every pipe,
Despite his plumb-shaped body type!
Who's gonna run in fear,
While screaming 'Mamma miaaaaaaaaaa'?
Who leaves me gray and grim?
Oh, what does Peach see in him?
MARIO!
With great joy in my heart,
Each time I watch Mario Kart!
You're first and doing so well,
But here comes the Spiny Shell! Ha ha ha!
And now you and your Rabbid friends,
Have finally met your ends!
Just let me catch my breath,
Then I'll 'high C' you to death!
So that is all you've got,
You didn't hurt me a lot!
I'll help you to recap:
Between you and me, There's a gap!
Mario, you're such a bore...
Your blows just make me snore!
You haven't hurt me a single bit (Ha ha ha!)
Prepare for my greatest HIT!
Who do you think you are?
You should kneel, I'm the STAR!
You are nothing but a parody
I'll find you a good role in TRAGEDY. (Hahahaha!)
"It's-a me!" "Let's-a go!"
The only words you know!
My art will touch your princess's HEART
And you will be pulled APAAAAART!
You think you'll win this tournament?
I'll send you to retirement!
You're so NOT worth the hassle!
Your princess is in another castle!
Mushrooms won't end the pain...
Time for the Phantom to start his reiiiiign!
You think yours is a real moustache?
Who's done me a thousand wrongs,
Ever since Donkey Kong?
Slithering down every pipe,
Despite his plumb-shaped body type!
Who's gonna run in fear,
While screaming 'Mamma miaaaaaaaaaa'?
Who leaves me gray and grim?
Oh, what does Peach see in him?
MARIO!
With great joy in my heart,
Each time I watch Mario Kart!
You're first and doing so well,
But here comes the Spiny Shell! Ha ha ha!
And now you and your Rabbid friends,
Have finally met your ends!
Just let me catch my breath,
Then I'll 'high C' you to death!
So that is all you've got,
You didn't hurt me a lot!
I'll help you to recap:
Between you and me, There's a gap!
Mario, you're such a bore...
Your blows just make me snore!
You haven't hurt me a single bit (Ha ha ha!)
Prepare for my greatest HIT!
Who do you think you are?
You should kneel, I'm the STAR!
You are nothing but a parody
I'll find you a good role in TRAGEDY. (Hahahaha!)
"It's-a me!" "Let's-a go!"
The only words you know!
My art will touch your princess's HEART
And you will be pulled APAAAAART!
You think you'll win this tournament?
I'll send you to retirement!
You're so NOT worth the hassle!
Your princess is in another castle!
Mushrooms won't end the pain...
Time for the Phantom to start his reiiiiign!
— The Phantom, Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle
Come-back? Ha! Were you ever a thing, Rayman?
Now! For the millions watching, are you ready for my rant?
Rayman is a gangly, goofy, brainless, hopeless eggplant!
Leave it all to me, you're a setting star no one will see!
Small surprise you'd get eclipsed in the Rabbids' company!
Even your friendship with Globox gets weaker!
He needs to detox from your stinky sneaker!
Your punch is weak! (Weak, weak!)
And your glide makes me sick! (Sick, sick!)
Must be nice to be Mr. Dark,
Going to sleep with nothing on your mind!
A flash in the pan, second fiddle to the Rabbids,
RAYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Beep-O!
My old pal, so to say,
Spare me your insight 'cause you're never ever right!
You'd be keener to be a vacuum cleaner
You truly look like one, you talk and kill the fun!
Heroes? You're copycats, you're zeroes!
I can't take it anymore,
I'm sick of the lousy four!
The eggplant, the socialite, the weakling, and the bore,
You'll never replace me,
I'm the one the public adooooooooooore!
Now! For the millions watching, are you ready for my rant?
Rayman is a gangly, goofy, brainless, hopeless eggplant!
Leave it all to me, you're a setting star no one will see!
Small surprise you'd get eclipsed in the Rabbids' company!
Even your friendship with Globox gets weaker!
He needs to detox from your stinky sneaker!
Your punch is weak! (Weak, weak!)
And your glide makes me sick! (Sick, sick!)
Must be nice to be Mr. Dark,
Going to sleep with nothing on your mind!
A flash in the pan, second fiddle to the Rabbids,
RAYMAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Beep-O!
My old pal, so to say,
Spare me your insight 'cause you're never ever right!
You'd be keener to be a vacuum cleaner
You truly look like one, you talk and kill the fun!
Heroes? You're copycats, you're zeroes!
I can't take it anymore,
I'm sick of the lousy four!
The eggplant, the socialite, the weakling, and the bore,
You'll never replace me,
I'm the one the public adooooooooooore!
— The Phantom, Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope: Rayman in the Phantom Show
Oh, hear me king, for I must sing,
How you are the greatest at everything,
Like letting a dragon burn down our city,
A horrible sight that wasn't pretty,
'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.
You were bad, you are to blame,
Now hang your kingly head in shame!
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la!
The king is bad, the king's to blame,
He hangs his kingly head in shame!
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la!
How you are the greatest at everything,
Like letting a dragon burn down our city,
A horrible sight that wasn't pretty,
'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.
You were bad, you are to blame,
Now hang your kingly head in shame!
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la!
The king is bad, the king's to blame,
He hangs his kingly head in shame!
La-la, la-la, la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la!
— Squidly, SpongeBob SquarePants, "Dunces and Dragons"
Jameson: Welcome back, thanks for joining me today
Here on Just the Facts with your friend J. Jonah J.
This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way
But I'm not one to disappoint, I've got a lot to say
About a hero! A man who loves this city like a son
Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone
Bringing hope and light and justice to a city that had none
And his name's J. Jonah Jameson! You're welcome, let's move on
To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!
Of course I am referring to that Spider-donning freak!
Don't let him fool you! No, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful
It's disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!
There's an evil hiding out there! Any one could be that web-slinger!
Trust me, I once hired a guy the height, he was a dead ringer!
Yes, Spider-Man, again, he needs arrest with no parole!
This guy's shenanigans require a little pest control!
Here on Just the Facts with your friend J. Jonah J.
This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way
But I'm not one to disappoint, I've got a lot to say
About a hero! A man who loves this city like a son
Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone
Bringing hope and light and justice to a city that had none
And his name's J. Jonah Jameson! You're welcome, let's move on
To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!
Of course I am referring to that Spider-donning freak!
Don't let him fool you! No, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful
It's disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!
There's an evil hiding out there! Any one could be that web-slinger!
Trust me, I once hired a guy the height, he was a dead ringer!
Yes, Spider-Man, again, he needs arrest with no parole!
This guy's shenanigans require a little pest control!
That's all, so tune in again
We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
If you see him, you can log in and send in all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
Our city has a way of life to defend
So we're here to tell your neighborhood he isn't your friend
If you see a hero, you should really amend your picture
Picture of Spider-Man
We've got the news and the views on which you can depend
If you see him, you can log in and send in all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
Our city has a way of life to defend
So we're here to tell your neighborhood he isn't your friend
If you see a hero, you should really amend your picture
Picture of Spider-Man
Come listen to the tale we tell tonight
The princess with the goddess blood and her knight
For all through history
They always seemed to be
The ones who'd stand and fight for the light
Their wisdom and their courage seemed so divine
They lacked the will to see how bright power shines
We watched the kingdom fall
The water drowned them all
And pulled the kingdom into the brine
(The world will never change, it will only turn)
Now say goodbye to the light
Goodbye to the hero of our time
(The tragedy of man, the conqueror worm)
I come from the land of fire and sand
I've taken power into my hands
Knight of the wind, I proclaim, this is your final hour
All that I see is a world to devour
I'm protector of the sea
I deny your mastery
And you never will see your true power!
The princess with the goddess blood and her knight
For all through history
They always seemed to be
The ones who'd stand and fight for the light
Their wisdom and their courage seemed so divine
They lacked the will to see how bright power shines
We watched the kingdom fall
The water drowned them all
And pulled the kingdom into the brine
(The world will never change, it will only turn)
Now say goodbye to the light
Goodbye to the hero of our time
(The tragedy of man, the conqueror worm)
I come from the land of fire and sand
I've taken power into my hands
Knight of the wind, I proclaim, this is your final hour
All that I see is a world to devour
I'm protector of the sea
I deny your mastery
And you never will see your true power!
— Molgera, Man on the Internet, "Zelda Musical Bytes - Molgera"
(based on The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)
(based on The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker)