History Quotes / TheHeroSucksSong

While screaming 'Mamma miaaaaaaaaaa'?\\

Who do you think you are?\\

[[{{Catchphrase}} "It's-a me!" "Let's-a go!"]]\\

Rayman is a gangly, goofy, brainless, hopeless eggplant!\\

He needs to detox from your stinky sneaker!\\

My old pal, so to say,\\
Spare me your insight 'cause you're never ever right!\\

You truly look like one, [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper you talk and kill the fun!]]\\

The eggplant, the socialite, the weakling, and the bore,\\

->''Come-back? Ha! Were you ever a thing, Rayman?\\\

Leave it all to me, you're a setting star no one will see!\\
Small surprise you'd get eclipsed in the Rabbids' company!\\

Must be nice to be Mr. Dark,\\

A flash in the pan, second fiddle to the Rabbids,\\

You truly look like one, you talk and kill the fun!\\

You think yours is a [[ManlyFacialHair real moustache]]?\\

'Cause [[Franchise/{{Batman}} he]] really [[TitleDrop drives us bats!]]''

Of course I am referring to that [[Franchise/SpiderMan Spider-donning freak]]!\\

Bring hope and light and justice to a city that had none\\

->''Humph!\\
You think yours is a [[ManlyFacialHair real moustache]]?\\
Who's done me a thousand wrongs,\\
[[RememberTheNewGuy Ever since]] VideoGame/DonkeyKong?\\
Slithering down every pipe,\\
[[{{Acrofatic}} Despite]] [[YouAreFat his plumb-shaped body type!]]\\
Who's gonna run in fear,\\
While screaming 'Mamma miaaaaaaaaaa'?\\
Who leaves me gray and grim?\\
[[WhatDoesSheSeeInHim Oh, what does Peach see in him?]]\\
[[SayMyName MARIO!]]\\
With great joy in my heart,\\
Each time I watch VideoGame/MarioKart!\\
You're first and doing so well,\\
But here comes the Spiny Shell! Ha ha ha!\\
And now you and your Rabbid friends,\\
Have finally met your ends!\\
Just let me catch my breath,\\
Then I'll 'high C' you to death!\\\
So that is all you've got,\\
You didn't hurt me a lot!\\
I'll help you to recap:\\
Between you and me, There's a gap!\\
[[BoringInsult Mario, you're such a bore...]]\\
Your blows just make me snore!\\
You haven't hurt me a single bit (Ha ha ha!)\\
Prepare for my greatest HIT!\\\
Who do you think you are?\\
You should kneel, I’m the STAR!\\
You are nothing but a parody\\
I’ll find you a good role in TRAGEDY. (Hahahaha!)\\
[[{{Catchphrase}} “It’s-a me!” “Let’s-a go!”]]\\
[[VoiceGrunting The only words you know!]]\\
My art will touch your princess’s HEART\\
And you will be pulled APAAAAART!\\
You think you’ll win this tournament?\\
I’ll send you to retirement!\\
You’re so NOT worth the hassle!\\
[[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle Your princess is in another castle!]]\\
Mushrooms won’t end the pain...\\
Time for the Phantom to start his reiiiiign!''
-->-- '''The Phantom''', ''VideoGame/MarioPlusRabbidsKingdomBattle''

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.\\

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!''

Its a good thing we've got [[BedlamHouse Arkham]],\\

You think yours is a [[BadassMustache real moustache]]?\\

Or using an array of tools,\\
He's always got the answer,\\

'Cause he really [[TitleDrop drives us bats!]]''
-->-- '''The Music Meister''' on '''Franchise/{{Batman}}''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold''

Your princess is in another castle!\\

Who's done me a thousand wrongs\\
Ever since VideoGame/DonkeyKong?\\
Slithering down every pipe\\

Who's gonna run in fear\\

With great joy in my heart\\

You're first and doing so well\\

And now you and your Rabbid friends\\

Just let me catch my breath\\

Time for the Phantom to start his reign!''

Mario, you're such a bore...\\

[[{{Acrofatic}} Despite his plumb-shaped body type!]]\\

[[Acrofatic Despite his plumb-shaped body type!]]\\

You think yours is a real moustache?\\

Ever since Donkey Kong?\\

Despite his plumb-shaped body type!\\

Oh, what does Peach see in him?\\
MARIO!\\

Each time I watch Mario Kart!\\

“It’s-a me!” “Let’s-a go!”\\
The only words you know!\\