"Ben changes quickly into his real clothes: 'I will be eternally grateful that you saved me from a good rogering by Henry VIII.'"
— Planet Waves, by Sparacus
"Hey babe, I'm like the Doctor. I've regenerated like. Wow its great to see you again, Martha. Wicked!...Yay its great to be a kid again. I'm like so gonna get a myspace page. You look great in that jacket babe, I've like SO got the hots for you. Hows about we get up close and personal on the TARDIS double bed."
— The Eleventh Doctor in New Morning
"Untrue!"
— Sparacus