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Season One
Mikey: I need more power, Captain! The Turtlecave must be set for maximum entertainment potential.
Don: Turtlecave? That is so lame.
Mikey: What would you call our new digs? The Shellter?
Don: Uhh... how about The Sewer of Solitude?
Mikey: Terrapin Station?
Don: The School for Gifted Reptiles?
Mikey: The Hall of Ninjustice!
Splinter: [clears throat] We will call this place… home.
Mikey: Hmm, catchy.
—S01 Ep 02 "A Better Mousetrap"
Mikey: [Opening voice over] A very wise frog once said “it’s not easy being green”, but believe me, he didn’t know the half of it! In the past 48 hours my brothers and I have been attacked by killer robots, had our home caved in on us, and had a serious, butt-kicking ninja battle with some deadly ninja assassins. We made a shell-raising escape in an armored car, found a new place to live, and were attacked by even more killer robots. Oh, and we also managed to perform our very first ninja rescue! This is the closest any of us has ever been to a human being, and it raises one very big question: ...Can we keep her?
—S01 Ep 03 "Attack of the Mousers"
Raph: Hey. Hey, Earth to Mikey!
Mikey: Ow! What?
Raph: [April] woke up. Leo made her some tea and she’s ready to consider we might be real.
Mikey: Awesomely radical, dude!
Raph: Heh, you keep talking like that she’s gonna’ pass out again.
Mikey: Hey!
—S01 Ep 03 "Attack of the Mousers"
Splinter: …I was amazed by [the turtles’] dexterity, but even so, I was not prepared for what happened one day…
Turtle Tot: Splin-ter?
Splinter: They actually spoke, my name! Soon they all were speaking.
Turtle Tot #1: Awesome!
Turtle Tot #2: Mine, ha ha!
Turtle Tot #3: Heh heh, pizza dude!
Turtle Tot #4: Cowabunga!
Splinter: …Intelligence followed soon after.
—S01 Ep 03 "Attack of the Mousers"
Mikey: Great space, but it needs something. Hmm… Bathtub? No. Kitchenette? Nu-uh. I know! A suped-up Battle Shell would be perfect right here! No, no, right here is the perfect spot to keep a suped-up Battle Shell! No, no, here!
Leo: I think he’s trying to tell you something, Donny…
—S01 Ep 04 “Meet Casey Jones”
Mikey: Welcome home, Raph... Man, you look like you got the shell kicked outta’ you.
Raph: Yeah, it’s a long story. But first I... I-I wanted to apologize. Mikey, I’m sorry I got so outta’ control earlier. Guys, I’m really sorry.
Mikey: Hey, don’t sweat it bro.
Leo: Alright… Who are you and what have you done with our brother, Raphael?
Raph: Let’s just say I had a chance to think about the way I’ve been acting. I’ll fill you in over dinner.
Mikey: Dinner? Now you’re talking my language!
Raph: [chuckle] What language is that Mikey; nitwit?
Mikey: Ha ha, listen to the funny mutant.
—S01 Ep 04 “Meet Casey Jones”
Splinter: How many times have I told you not to sneak up to the surface?
Mikey: This month?
Don: 512, actually.
—S01 Ep 04 “Meet Casey Jones”
Casey: Friends of yours?
Raph: Brothers, actually.
Casey: I can see the family resemblance...
Mikey: I’m the pretty one!
—S01 Ep 04 “Meet Casey Jones”
Leo: O-kay. What is that? Donny?
Don: Uh, insufficient data, boss.
—S01 Ep 05 "Nano"
Don: Sensei, this is Casey; the nutca-er, the guy we told you about.
—S01 Ep 07 "The Way of Invisibility"
Splinter: Please forgive my rash action.
Casey: [groans in pain] No problemo.
Splinter: Although next time you would be wise to heed the ancient Japanese proverb: phone first.
—s01 Ep 07 "The Way of Invisibility"
Casey: But this is a matter of honor! What about all that "bushy-doo-doo" stuff you guys always talk about?
Leo: That’s "Bushido," which has nothing to do with payback for a bunch of nasty wall doodles.
—S01 Ep 07 "The Way of Invisibility"
Splinter: Raphael. [Sigh] Normally I discourage excursions to the surface, but I think it wise for you to take our "guest" for a breath of fresh air.
Raph: Topside? I’m all over it.
Casey: Booyah!
Raph: Come on, you maniac.
Casey: Maniac? Who you calling a maniac?
Mikey: And that's how they defeated [mock spooky voice] "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave."
—S01 Ep 07 "The Way of Invisibility"
Hun: This is some nice steel. How about telling me who gave them to you?
Raph: Yo' mama.
—S01 Ep 07 "The Way of Invisibility"
Foot Tech Ninja: [Holding Casey over a pit of swirling water] My grip is loosening. I suggest you drop your weapons, now.
Casey: Don’t do it guys. I’m not worth it.
Don: You know, he’s got a point.
Leo: …You’re starting to sound like Mikey, Don.
—S01 Ep 07 "The Way of Invisibility"
Casey: [sigh] Thanks guys. I owe ya’.
Mikey: We take cash, personal checks, and most major credit cards.
—S01 Ep 07 "The Way of Invisibility"
Splinter: Donatello. Your Battle Shell is a marvel of engineering, a true testament to your incredible mechanical skills. And I never want to see it in our home again.
—S01 Ep 08 "Fallen Angel"
Leo: Geez, I can barely move in this stuff. What is the deal with humans and clothes?
Raph: You ever seen a human in his skivvies? Trust me, it ain’t a pretty sight.
—S01 Ep 08 "Fallen Angel"
Raph: Why isn’t Mikey helping? It’s not fair! I-
Don: Raph, would you rather have Mikey happy or Mikey bored?
Raph: …Right.
—S01 Ep 09 "Garbageman"
Mikey: [singing and dancing] T.M.N.T. What you get is what you see.
Raph: …You know, seriously, you’re only embarrassing yourself.
—S01 Ep 09 "Garbageman"
Raph: Master Splinter’s got that look…
Don: I think somebody’s gonna’ get it…
Mikey: [chuckle]
Splinter: Michelangelo! Do you think I am funny?
Mikey: Um… yeah. I mean, sometimes. There was that time you told the joke about the Ox and the Sparrow. It wasn’t really a joke, but it was funny and — [Don elbows him]. I mean, no Master Splinter.
—S01 Ep 10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"
Mikey: Man! Leo’s been acting funny all day. And I don’t mean ‘ha ha funny’. I mean ‘funny funny’.
Don: It’s not like him to go off like this.
Raph: Yeah, he’s acting like me.
Mikey: Oh, great! That’s just what we need; another you. Now, another me would be a different story. That would be a good thing.
—S01 Ep 10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"
Don: 13 to 1!
Mikey: That seems pretty unfair. I mean, there’s only 13 of them.
—S01 Ep 10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"
Leo: I am such an idiot! You could have been really hurt.
Raph: Yeah, you really are an idiot. And I don’t hurt that easily, sword boy.
—S01 Ep 10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"
Hamato Yoshi: He who lives without honor will end without honor.
—S01 Ep 10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"
Shredder: Those who are not with me are against me! And I crush anyone who stands against me!
—S01 Ep 10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"
Raph: Watch your back, brainiac!
Don: Isn’t that what you’re for, Raph?
—S01 Ep 11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"
Don: I can’t take you anywhere, Mikey.
Mikey: Hey, I was trying to move, but the building just jumped out and attacked me!
—S01 Ep 11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"
Raph: Mikey! You ok?
Mikey: Uh, I don’t know if I can make it. Raph, is that you? The lights… the lights are turning out. It’s all going dark. Tell Raph… tell Raph…
Raph: I’m right here Mikey, I-I’m right here next to ya’.
Mikey: You tell Raph… he’s always been… a big cheesehead! Psych! I can’t believe you fell for that. Oh, oh, the lights are turning out! [chuckles]
Raph: I’ll turn your lights out for real, wise guy!
—S01 Ep 11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"
Splinter: Slow down: you drive too quickly. And that turn was too sharp.
Don: Master Splinter, you’ve been backseat driving the whole way!
Splinter: [Later] Hold your staff higher. Sweep with the left foot from that position.
Don: Geez, now you're backseat ninja-ing me, Master Splinter!
—S01 Ep 11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"
Splinter: You should never have tried to face The Shredder alone. He is too powerful.
Don: You're telling me. I've got bruises that have got bruises.
Leo: And did you see the way that Shredder walked right through that fire?
Mikey: Yeah, he's like, "The Shredinator" or something.
—S01 Ep 11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"
Splinter: Remember, my sons, even the mighty oak bends before the raging storm winds.
Mikey: Huh?
Splinter: [face palm] Be careful and do not be overconfident!
—S01 Ep 11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"
Leo: [Opening Mikey’s sketchbook] Hey, check this out.
Raph: What is that? The Ninjustice League?
Don: More like The Shelltastic Four.
Leo: The Legion of Sewer Heroes.
Mikey: [Sarcastically] Well hardy-ha. Even our level-headed leader gets a funny in!
—S01 Ep 12 "The Unconvincing Turtle Titan"
Silver Sentry: Are you alright?
Mikey: I… you… I mean, you’re… him! Central Survey! Server Sundry!
Silver Sentry: Silver Sentry.
—S01 Ep 12 "The Unconvincing Turtle Titan"
Leo: Anybody up for a fact-finding mission?
Raph: If something’s out there looking for us, I say we find it first.
Leo: All in favor say ‘aye’.
Leo, Raph and Don: Aye.
Mikey: Uh… meep.
Leo: Close enough.
—S01 Ep 13 "Notes from the Underground Part 1"
Mikey: [scared] So, there’s always one guy in the monster movie who freaks out, ‘cause he can’t take the pressure. And I’m gonna’ do an impression of him right now, and it goes something like this: [runs away] get me outta’ here!
Raph: Not that I’d ever agree with him, but he’s got a point.
—S01 Ep 13 "Notes from the Underground Part 1"
Leo: Okay, let’s keep our wits about us.
Raph: Don't worry, Mikey. You can share my wits.
Mikey: [Annoyed] Oh, so now I'm witless?
—S01 Ep 14 "Notes from the Underground Part 2"
April: I feel like I just went from happily single to mother of four overnight.
Splinter: Tell me about it.
—S01 Ep 16 "The King"
Raph: 'Panthers', 'Rams', 'Bears', they even got 'Dolphins'. You'd think they'd have room for something a little more... reptilian.
Don: The 'Turtles'? My friend, unfortunately the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with the stereotype of being velocity challenged.
Raph: Say what?
—S01 Ep 17 "The Shredder Strikes Back Part 1"
Leo: April, leave me. Get away if you can. This is our fight, not yours.
April: Not my fight?! Look Leo, we’re all family now. I could never run out on you. Let’s go.
—S01 Ep 18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”
Mikey: It's quiet. Maybe too quiet. Always wanted to say that.
—S01 Ep 18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”
Raph: [to Shredder’s Elite Guard] Nice hats.
Mikey: Yeah. We thought so too.
Don: Say what you will about The Foot, but they do not skimp on the headgear.
—S01 Ep 18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”
Shredder: Say farewell to each other, while you still can.
Mikey: Oh yeah, Mr. Spikeypants? Well, you're the one who should be saying… farewell to uh, to yourself!
Raph: Oh yeah, Mikey. That got 'im.
Mikey: Hey, I'm under a lot of pressure here!
—S01 Ep 18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”
Casey: Now that's what I call crashing a party.
Raph: Casey!
Casey: Though I never seen a lamer party in my life. Where’s the band? This can’t be the band: I want rock and roll man! Good thing I brought my own drumsticks. [Presents two hockey sticks] Now, who wants to be the drum?
—S01 Ep 18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”
Splinter: You strike a wounded warrior. You have no honor.
Shredder: I fight to win.
—S01 Ep 18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”
Shredder: Like the Phoenix, I have risen from the ashes. And into my fire, you shall fall.
—S01 Ep 18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”
Raph: Hey, I smell smoke.
Don: I smell gas.
Raph: Mikey!
Don: No, not that kind of gas.
—S01 Ep 18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”
Season Two
Leo: Guys, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mikey: That an extra-large serving of Kung Pao Chicken would be really good right now?
—S02 Ep 01 "Turtles in Space Part 1: The Fugitoid"
Mikey: Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
—S02 Ep 02 "Turtles in Space Part 2: The Trouble With Triceratons"
Don: Uh, leave the shiny buttons alone, Mikey.
—S02 Ep 02 "Turtles in Space Part 2: The Trouble With Triceratons"
Don: The elasticity of its flesh is too resilient.
Mikey: And it's really rubbery too.
—S02 Ep 04 "Turtles in Space Part 4: The Arena"
Leo: Things look pretty ugly.
Raph: That’s just Mikey.
Mikey: I’m afraid you must be mistaken, bro, because I was voted most likely to brighten any room with my smile.
Don: Well, good luck brightening this room.
—S02 Ep 04 "Turtles in Space Part 4: The Arena"
Mikey: [pretending to be a samurai] Your blade cannot touch the mighty ronin: Michelangelo-san. I am the Storming Sea, I am the Breaking Wind.
—S02 Ep 06 "Secret Origins Part 1"
Leo: No! It can’t be! I finished you off myself. You can't be alive.
Shredder: Ha ha ha. You merely separated my head from my body. A courtesy I will gladly extend to you all, for none of you are leaving here alive [laughs evilly].
—S02 Ep 07 "Secret Origins Part 2"
Utrom #1: I hate walking on my tentacles.
Utrom #2: Oh, shut up, Krang.
—S02 Ep 08 "Secret Origins Part 3"
Leo: So, what’s with the get-up? You a news reporter?
April: [scoffs] In another life time, maybe.
—S02 Ep 08 "Secret Origins Part 3"
Splinter: When I think of my Master Yoshi, my hearts aches. But, I know that Master Yoshi kept his honor to the end. A true warrior, and a true Guardian.
Casey: Aah! Grr! The Shredder and Hun, and the Purple Dragons! Buncha heartless goons! I... I just wanna... Grrrrrrr!
April: I think what Mr. Jones here is trying to say is; we're sorry for your loss, Master Splinter.
—S02 Ep 09 "Reflections"
Don: I was thinking that the Shredder had a bigger hand in our lives than we know. Without the Shredder, we'd all still be pet turtles in a glass jar right now.
Mikey: [Imitating Gary Coleman] What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Don: Well, allow me to explain: As you all might recall, we got mutated by that strange ooze when we were only babies.
Splinter: I remember it as if it were yesterday. You were all so cute.
Don: The ooze that mutated us came from the TCRI building, right? And, why did the TCRI building even exist? Because the Utroms were trying to build their Transmat so they could go home. And why did the Utroms need to go home?
Mikey: Because they were late for dinner?
Don: No, because an evil prisoner they were transporting across the galaxy sabotaged their starship, causing them to crash land on Earth centuries ago. And they've been trapped here ever since. And who was this evil prisoner that caused the Utroms so much trouble? He was in fact... Drumroll please... He was in fact... The Shredder! Ergo, the Shredder had a direct hand in our creation. See what I mean?
Raph: I think I speak for everyone when I say, "No".
Mikey: Ladies and mutants, how NOT to tell our origin story.
Don: No, listen: if the Shredder hadn't made the Utroms crash in the first place, then they never would have developed the ooze, and if they never developed the ooze, we'd never have been mutated. And if we'd never been mutated, we'd be eating fish flakes in some kid's aquarium right now.
—S02 Ep 09 "Reflections"
Splinter: The Shredder may be a part of our origin, but it is we who choose our fate.
Leo: And, even if the Shredder is still out there, no matter what he throws at us, no matter how he messes with our lives, nothing he does will change the most important thing: that we’re family.
Mikey: [Bursts out laughing]. Leo, that was off the charts on the Sap-O Meter. You been watching way too many after school specials, bro.
Raph: Just eat your S'Mores and keep quiet, Mikey. Leo's got a point.
—S02 Ep 09 "Reflections"
April: [Referring to the turtles and Casey] Well, it's definitely a family. But do you think we'll ever be able to teach "the kids" some manners?
Splinter: Miss O'Neil, teaching them the ancient art of Ninjitsu is hard enough. I'm afraid even I cannot work miracles.
—S02 Ep 09 "Reflections"
Raph: Grr! I hate watching the news: it’s all bad! These gangs out there banging heads, it really ticks me off!
Don: Raph! Everything ticks you off.
Raph: Not everything! [pauses for a second] Alright, everything.
—S02 Ep 10 "The Ultimate Ninja"
Mikey: [singing] I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Don: You say that one more time and I really am going to scream.
—S02 Ep 10 "The Ultimate Ninja"
Mikey: It seems like we always end up in these whacked-out situations. I dunno, maybe it’s our karma? Like we did something bad in a past life. I mean really, really bad. ‘Super-villain-holding-the-world-to–ransom-destroying-Tokyo’ kind of bad. Come to think of it, it’s probably Raph’s fault. Everything bad that happens to us is because of something bad Raph did in a past life. Oh well, no use crying over past lives. I guess we just gotta accept things as they are, and always be ready to kick some shell!
—S02 Ep 12 "What A Croc"
Mikey: So I was like “huh huh” and it was all “grrrr!” and I’m like “[whimpers]” then it got all “[snorts]” and then it was all “roar roar” with the claws and I was like “claws!”
Raph: Coo coo!
Don: Crazy!
Leo: Hold up guys. Raph, remember that albino croc we tangled with years ago. Mikey’s croc could actually exist.
Mikey: It does exist, and it’s all “roar” and “[snort]” and “agn-gan-gan”
Raph: We should’ve seen it coming bro. You’re one rib short of a barbecue.
Mikey: Look, I know what I saw! There’s a huge, ugly reptile in the sewers, and for once it’s not you, Raph.
—S02 Ep 12 "What A Croc"
Leo: Can you imagine being that alone?
Don: You know, things may get rough at times, but at least we have each other.
Mikey: Yeah, but do we have to have Raph?
Raph: Come here, knucklehead!
—S02 Ep 12 "What A Croc"
Mikey: Uh... Donny, what's that?
Don: ...It's a... car...
Mikey: Um... what's that car doing on the bottom of the river?
Don: About twenty miles per hour.
—S02 Ep 17 "Junklantis"
Mikey: Figures that New York has a traffic problem, even at the bottom of the river!
—S02 Ep 17 "Junklantis"
Mikey: ...I think I left my stomach back there!
Don: No sweat, I can build you a new one!
—S02 Ep 17 "Junklantis"
Don: Remind me again why this was such a good idea?
Leo: It wasn’t a good idea. It was Casey’s idea.
Raph: If this plan works I’m gonna eat my shoe.
Mikey: We don’t wear shoes.
—S02 Ep 18 "The Golden Puck"
Robby: Slim! We’s under attack!
Bobby: By some fellas in funny frog costumes.
Slim: Well, it is New York City, boys.
Bobby & Robby: Right.
—S02 Ep 18 "The Golden Puck"
Shredder: [sees Stockman, now a brain in a jar] ...You've lost weight.
—S02 Ep 19 "Rogue in the House"
Mikey: Do you guys come with subtitles?
—S02 Ep 21 “April’s Artefact”
Season Three
Mikey: You know, if all those people were set free at once, there’d be a lot of confusion…
Raph: Mikey had a good idea?
Leo: Mikey had a good idea.
—S03 Ep 02 "Space Invaders, Part 1"
Mikey: So, do these work like earth grenades?
—S03 Ep 03 "Space Invaders, Part 2"
Fugitoid: I know the risks are high. There is a 95.6% certainty that I will not return. But I beseech you, do not try to stop me. For it is as they say, "Greater love has no robot than this; that he lay down his R.A.M. for his friends."
—S03 Ep 08 "Worlds Collide, Part 1"
Mikey: How come all the weird stuff always happens to us? I mean, we were just minding our own business, when WHAM, that time lady fell out of the sky, right on top of us! Now we're stuck here and we've gotta go to that creepy-looking place! It just doesn't seem fair!!!
—S03 Ep 17 "Time Travails"
Leo: I hate to point this out, but you have no arms. This isn't gonna be much of a fight.
(Snake proceeds to wrap around him and throw him against a wall)
Leo: Note to self: arms are overrated.
—s03 Ep 22 "The Real World, Part 1"
Season Four
Don: We don't have time for this! Please accept my apology.
Worker: Apology? For what?
Don: For this. [hits the worker with his bo]
—S04 Ep 03 "Sons of the Silent Age"
Raph: You can lose the dress now, Mikey.
Mikey: Why? Does this dress make me look fat? C'mon, tell me the truth. I can handle it!
Don: I'm just glad Mikey stopped referring to me as his husband.
—S04 Ep 11 "Still Nobody"
Mikey: I think you all [Donatello, Raphael, and Casey] should just lay off the poor guy [Leonardo]. I mean, it can't be fun always being the responsible one. And we're the ones who really benefit: Raph's free not to think cause Leo does all the thinking for him, Don's free to dream, and I'm free to take it easy all because Leo's busy being responsible enough for all of us.
—S04 Ep 13 "Samurai Tourist"
Season Five
Adam: Sheesh, are they [Raph and Mikey] always this way to each other?
Leo: No. Usually they’re a lot more annoying.
—S05 Ep 01 "Lap of the Gods"
Ancient One: Hisomi-Shisho requires a volunteer
Leo and Faraji step forward
Raph: [to Mikey] Hard to be silent when you make all those sucking-up sounds, Leo.
—S05 Ep 02 "Demons and Dragons"
Mikey: Um, Hisomi-san, can I have a do over?
—S05 Ep 02 "Demons and Dragons"
Mikey: If the Tribunal thinks a water-burping dragon is a teaching aid, then sign me up for home-schooling!
—S05 Ep 02 "Demons and Dragons"
Mikey: Aww... I can't sleep.
Don: [yawns] Me neither.
Raph: Shh... You’ll wake the old guys.
Leo: They're not sleeping: they're meditating. There's a difference, Raph.
Raph: Not in my book.
—S05 Ep 03 "Legend of the 5 Dragons"
Adam: Whoa... isn't she dreamy?
Don: Chikara-Shisho?! Sure, dreamy like a panzer tank...
—S05 Ep 04 "More Worlds Than One"
Splinter: They [the Ninja Tribunal and the other acolytes] have made the ultimate sacrifice. We cannot let it be in vain.
Raph: What about the heralds? Why the shell would they come here to New York City?
Splinter: I do not know Raphael, but I do know what their victory today means. It means that the end of the world begins… here.
—S05 Ep 05 "Beginning of the End"
Bishop: [to Stockman] I'm beginning to understand why your former employer kept relieving you of body parts.
—S05 Ep 07 "Membership Drive"
Raph: What's the matter, Mikey? Didn't make the cut?
Mikey: In your dreams, you wanna-be. The Turtle Titan is an official member of the Justice Force. Of course, I'm only on duty every 3rd Wednesday of every 4th month. And February 29th... when there is one.
—S05 Ep 07 "Membership Drive"
Young Leo: Bye, Ancient One.
Young Mikey: Don't forget to write!
Young Raph: What are you talking about? You can't even read yet.
Young Mikey: Oh yeah.
—S05 Ep 10 “Fathers and Sons”
Fast Forward (Season Six)
Leo: 15 years of ninja training, and it all comes down to Ultimate Wrestling Smackdown versus Zombies from Saturn 4.
Splinter: Hmm... [sighs] Where did I go wrong?
—S06 Ep 01 "Future Shellshock"
Raph: Hey, where're our masks?! A-And our weapons? I feel totally naked here!
All Turtles: [see Splinter without his robe] Eegh...
Splinter: Not a word.
—S06 Ep 01 "Future Shellshock"
Raph: Nice going, Mikey! You didn't just change the channel... you changed the whole freakin' world!
—S06 Ep 01 "Future Shellshock"
Serling: I pity the fool who tries to get around without an enviro-pack, graviton-regulator or wrist-translator.
—S06 Ep 01 "Future Shellshock"
Mikey: I couldn’t eat another bite. Well… maybe just one. With everything! You guys go ahead, I’ll grab a cab home.
Cody: Where does he put it all?
Raph: He’s got lots of empty space, up here [points to his head].
—S06 Ep 11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"
Serling: What was that: an earthquake? A hurricane? A tornado?
Don: Just the Turtle with the Gift of Gas, The Baron of Belches, The Earl of Eructation: Michelangelo!
—S06 Ep 11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"
Raph: Mikey's eating vegetables?! Now I know something’s up with him!
—S06 Ep 11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"
Don: Everybody stay back! [punched away by Mikey] Yeah, this is a safe distance.
—S06 Ep 11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"
Splinter: Leonardo, look at me. I am your Sensei, and your father. I want you to reach deep within and bring up your true Chi.
[Leo vomits up goo]
Don: He brought up something, but I don’t think it was Chi…
—S06 Ep 11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"
Cody: I can’t wait to become a real ninja so I can go out and kick some serious butt!
Splinter: Cody, we train not to pursue battles, but to win if engaged in them.
Cody: Yeah, but… I mean there is some butt-kicking, right? Just a little…?
Don: We kick no behind until it’s time, little ninja.
—S06 Ep 12 "Bad Blood"
Dark Mikey: Clones from your tissues, but with lots and lots of issues!
—S06 Ep 12 "Bad Blood"
Dark Raph: Let’s crack your shell open and see if there’s a yummy cream filling inside!
—S06 Ep 12 "Bad Blood"
Dark Don: Donatello. I’ve longed to meet my twin. I’ve studied your timing. You telegraph all your blows. Your technique is painfully obvious.
Don: [knocks clone down] Was that painfully obvious, or just obviously painful?
—S06 Ep 12 "Bad Blood"
Leo: If you are my clone, you should value the traditions of Bushido — of honor!
Dark Leo: My brothers and I share many similarities with you and your siblings. But valuing honor: not so much!
—S06 Ep 12 "Bad Blood"
Raph: Hey guys, it’s us, uh, you, from the future. We don’t got time to explain, but get back to Cody’s apartment. There’s a package there that’ll help.
Mikey: And don’t forget to tell yourselves, your past selves I mean, us, we, just give us this exact same message when you see us, yourselves. Oh, my head hurts!
—S06 Ep 16 "Timing Is Everything"
Shredder: Leonardo, you should have run while you had the chance.
Leo: Right. Guess you're still upset about the whole "dropping a water tower on your head" thing, huh?
—S06 Ep 16 "Timing Is Everything"
Shredder: Impossible! You are not this powerful!
Raph: Dude, we put the kibosh on you a long time ago! You're history!
—S06 Ep 16 "Timing Is Everything"
Don: We'll have to take your ship. Ours is only outfitted for an Earth-Moon run.
Torbin Zixx: No good. Mine was impounded after an unfortunate incident involving the Utrom ambassador's wife.
[Beat passes as everyone stares at him]
Torbin Zixx: Was it my fault she was standing next to the sushi bar?
—S06 Ep 26 "Zixxth Sense"
Back To The Sewers (Season Seven)
Stockman: Watch my back.
Mikey: Uh... you don't really have a back.
—S07 Ep 05 "Hacking Stockman"
Mikey: Raph! Hot potato! [chucks Stockman]
Stockman: [while in the air] I'll bet Einstein never had to deal with distractions like these.
—S07 Ep 05 "Hacking Stockman"
Mikey: [to a chipmunk] I will love him and hug him and call him George.
—S07 Ep 08 "Web Wranglers"
Mikey: Just because we're on punk patrol doesn't mean we can't do it in style!
Raph: Yeah, but you don't have any style!
—S07 Ep 10 "Virtual Reality Check"
Leo: Patience is a virtue my brothers just don't have.
—S07 Ep 10 "Virtual Reality Check"
Utrom: Captain Mortu, I am pleased to report that there is no sushi bar at the reception.
Mortu: Thank goodness. We wouldn't want a repeat of what happened last time. I still smell like soy sauce.
—S07 Ep 13 "Wedding Bells and Bytes"
Other
Turtles count it off!
ONE!
Live by the code of the martial arts
TWO!
Never fight unless someone else starts
THREE!
Always stick together no matter what
FOUR!
If all else fails then it's time to kick butt!
—Theme Song
Turtles count it off!
ONE!
Leonardo's always in control
TWO!
The wise guy is Michelangelo
THREE!
Donatello, he's the brains of the bunch
FOUR!
Count on Raphael to throw the first punch!
—Theme Song, second version
Shredder: None of you will leave here alive!
—Many episodes
