History Quotes / TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2003

->'''Raph''': Brothers actually
->'''Casey''': I can see the family resemblance

-->--''S03 Ep 02 "Space Invaders Part 1"''

-->--''S03 Ep 03 "Space Invaders Part 2"''

->'''Fugitoid:''' I know the risks are high. There is a 95.6% certainty that I will not return. But I beseech you, do not try to stop me. For it is as they say, "Greater love has no robot than this; that he lay down his R.A.M. for his friends".
-->--''S03 Ep 08 "Worlds Collide Part 1"''

-> '''Mikey:''' How come all the weird stuff always happens to ''us''? I mean, we were just minding our own business, when WHAM, that time lady fell out of the sky, right on top of us! Now we're stuck here ''and'' we've gotta go to that creepy-looking place! It just doesn't seem fair!!!
-->--''S03 Ep 17 "Time Trevails"''

->'''Splinter''': [clears throat] We will call this place …Home.

->'''Mikey''': [Opening voice over] A very wise frog once said “it’s not easy being green”, but believe me, he didn’t know the half of it! In the past 48 hours my brothers and I have been attacked by killer robots, had our home caved in on us, and had a serious, butt-kicking ninja battle with some deadly ninja assassins. We made a shell-raising escape in an armored car, found a new place to live, and were attacked by even more killer robots. Oh, and we also managed to perform our very first ninja rescue! This is the closest any of us has ever been to a human being, and it raises one very big question:...Can we keep her?

->'''Mikey''': Great space, but it needs something. Hmm…Bathtub? No. Kitchenette? Nu-uh. I know! A suped-up Battle Shell would be perfect right here! No, no, right ''here'' is the perfect spot to keep a suped-up Battle Shell! No, no, here!

-->--''S02 Ep01 "Turtles in Space Part 1: The Fugitoid"''

-->--''S01 Ep03 "Attack of the Mousers"''

-->--''S01 Ep02 "A Better Mousetrap"''

-->--''S01 Ep03 "Attack of the Mousers"''

-->--''S01 Ep03 "Attack of the Mousers"''

-->--''S01 Ep04 “Meet Casey Jones”''

-->--''S01 Ep04 “Meet Casey Jones”''

-->--''S01 Ep04 “Meet Casey Jones”''

-->--''S01 Ep04 “Meet Casey Jones”''

-->--''S01 Ep05 "Nano"''

-->--''S01 Ep07 "The Way of Invisibility"''

-->--''s01 Ep07 "The Way of Invisibility"''

-->--''S01 Ep07 "The Way of Invisibility"''

-->--''S01 Ep07 "The Way of Invisibility"''

-->--''S01 Ep07 "The Way of Invisibility"''

-->--''S01 Ep07 "The Way of Invisibility"''

-->--''S01 Ep07 "The Way of Invisibility"''

-->--''S01 Ep08 "Fallen Angel"''

-->--''S01 Ep08 "Fallen Angel"''

-->--''S01 Ep09 "Garbageman"''

-->--''S01 Ep09 "Garbageman"''

-->--''S01 Ep10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"''

-->--''S01 Ep10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"''

-->--''S01 Ep10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"''

-->--''S01 Ep10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"''

-->--''S01 Ep10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"''

-->--''S01 Ep10 "The Shredder Strikes Part 1"''

-->--''S01 Ep11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"''

-->--''S01 Ep11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"''

-->--''S01 Ep11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"''

-->--''S01 Ep11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"''

-->--''S01 Ep11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"''

-->--''S01 Ep11 "The Shredder Strikes Part 2"''

-->--''S01 Ep12 "The Unconvincing Turtle Titan"''

-->--''S01 Ep12 "The Unconvincing Turtle Titan"''

-->--''S01 Ep13 "Notes from the Underground Part 1"''

-->--''S01 Ep13 "Notes from the Underground Part 1"''

-->--''S01 Ep14 "Notes from the Underground Part 2"''

-->--''S01 Ep16 "The King"''

-->--''S01 Ep17 "The Shredder Strikes Back Part 1"''

-->--''S01 Ep18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”''

-->--''S01 Ep18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”''

-->--''S01 Ep18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”''

-->--''S01 Ep18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”''

-->--''S01 Ep18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”''

-->--''S01 Ep18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”''

-->--''S01 Ep18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”''

-->--''S01 Ep18 “The Shredder Strikes Back Part 2”''

-->--''S02 Ep02 "Turtles in Space Part 2: The Trouble With Triceratons"''

-->--''S02 Ep02 "Turtles in Space Part 2: The Trouble With Triceratons"''

-->--''S02 Ep04 "Turtles in Space Part 4: The Arena"''

-->--''S02 Ep04 "Turtles in Space Part 4: The Arena"''

-->--''S02 Ep06 "Secret Origins Part 1"''

-->--''S02 Ep07 "Secret Origins Part 2"''

-->--''S02 Ep08 "Secret Origins Part 3"''

-->--''S02 Ep08 "Secret Origins Part 3"''

-->--''S02 Ep09 "Reflections"''

-->--''S02 Ep09 "Reflections"''

-->--''S02 Ep09 "Reflections"''

-->--''S02 Ep09 "Reflections"''

-->--''S02 Ep10 "The Ultimate Ninja"''

-->--''S02 Ep10 "The Ultimate Ninja"''

-->--''S02 Ep12 "What A Croc"''

-->--''S02 Ep12 "What A Croc"''

-->--''S02 Ep12 "What A Croc"''

-->--''S02 Ep17 "Junklantis"''

-->--''S02 Ep17 "Junklantis"''

-->--''S02 Ep17 "Junklantis"''

-->--''S02 Ep18 "The Golden Puck"''

-->--''S02 Ep18 "The Golden Puck"''

-->--''S02 Ep19 "Rogue in the House"''

-->--''S02 Ep21 “April’s Artefact”''

-->--''S03 Ep02 "Space Invaders Part 1"''

-->--''S03 Ep03 "Space Invaders Part 2"''

-->--''S03 Ep08 "Worlds Collide Part 1"''

-->--''S03 Ep17 "Time Trevails"''

-->--''S04 Ep03 "Sons of the Silent Age"''

-->--''S04 Ep11 "Still Nobody"''

-->--''S04 Ep13 "Samurai Tourist"''

-->--''S05 Ep01 "Lap of the Gods"''

-->--''S05 Ep02 "Demons and Dragons"''

-->--''S05 Ep02 "Demons and Dragons"''

-->--''S05 Ep02 "Demons and Dragons"''

-->--''S05 Ep03 "Legend of the 5 Dragons"''

-->--''S05 Ep04 "More Worlds Than One"''

-->--''S05 Ep05 "Beginning of the End"''

-->--''S05 Ep07 "Membership Drive"''

-->--''S05 Ep07 "Membership Drive"''

-->--''S05 Ep10 “Fathers and Sons”''

-->--''S06 Ep01 "Future Shellshock"''

-->--''S06 Ep01 "Future Shellshock"''

-->--''S06 Ep01 "Future Shellshock"''

-->--''S06 Ep01 "Future Shellshock"''

-->--''S06 Ep11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"''

-->--''S06 Ep11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"''

-->--''S06 Ep11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"''

-->--''S06 Ep11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"''

-->--''S06 Ep11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"''

-->--''S06 Ep12 "Bad Blood"''

-->--''S06 Ep12 "Bad Blood"''

-->--''S06 Ep12 "Bad Blood"''

-->--''S06 Ep12 "Bad Blood"''

-->--''S06 Ep12 "Bad Blood"''

-->--''S06 Ep16 "Timing Is Everything"''

-->--''S06 Ep16 "Timing Is Everything"''

-->--''S06 Ep16 "Timing Is Everything"''

-->--''S06 Ep26 "Zixxth Sense"''

-->--''S07 Ep05 "Hacking Stockman"''

-->--''S07 Ep05 "Hacking Stockman"''

-->--''S07 Ep08 "Web Wranglers"''

-->--''S07 Ep10 "Virtual Reality Check"''

-->--''S07 Ep10 "Virtual Reality Check"''

-->--''S07 Ep13 "Wedding Bells and Bytes"''

->'''Don:''' For this [hits the worker with his bo].

->'''Mickey''': Why? Does this dress make me look fat? C'mon, tell me the truth. I can handle it!.

->'''Mikey:''' I think you all [Donatello, Raphael and Casey] should just lay off the poor guy [Leonardo]. I mean, it can't be fun always being the responsible one. And we're the ones who really benefit: Raph's free not to think cause Leo does all the thinking for him, Don's free to dream, and I'm free to take it easy all because Leo's busy being responsible enough for all of us.

->'''Mikey''': Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful

->'''Don''': Uh, leave the shiny buttons alone, Mikey

->'''Leo''': Things look pretty ugly

->'''Mikey''':Welcome home, Raph... Man, you look like you got the shell kicked outta’ you.

->'''Casey''': But this is a matter of honor! What about all that 'bushy-doo-doo' stuff you guys always talk about?
->'''Leo''': That’s 'Bushido,' which has nothing to do with payback for a bunch of nasty wall doodles.

->'''Mikey''': And that's how they defeated [mock spooky voice]"The Thing That Wouldn't Leave."

->'''Leo''': Ok, let’s keep our wits about us.

->'''Torban Zixx:''' No good. Mine was impounded after an unfortunate incident involving the Utrom ambassador's wife.

->'''Torban Zixx:''' Was it my fault she was standing next to the sushi bar?

->'''Donnie:''' We'll have to take your ship. Ours is only outfitted for an Earth-Moon run.

->[{{Beat}} passes as everyone stares at him]]

->'''Stockman''': Watch my back.
->'''Mikey''': Uh... you don't really have a back.

->'''Mikey''': [to a chipmunk] I will love him and hug him and call him George.

->'''Mikey''': Just because we're on punk patrol doesn't mean we can't do it in style!
->'''Raph''': Yeah, but ''you don't have any style''!

->'''Leo''': Patience is a virtue my brothers just don't have.

->'''Utrom''': Captain Mortu, I am pleased to report that there is no sushi bar at the reception.
->'''Mortu''': Thank goodness. We wouldn't want a repeat of what happened last time. I still smell like soy sauce.

->'''Raph:''' [To Mikey] Hard to be silent when you make all those sucking-up sounds, Leo.

->'''Don:''' ]yawns] Me neither.

->'''Leo:''' They're not sleeping: they're meditating. There's a difference Raph.

->'''Mikey:''' In your dreams you wanna-be. The Turtle Titan is an official member of the Justice Force. Of course, I'm only on duty every 3rd Wednesday of every 4th month. And February 29th... when there is one.

->'''Leo:''' If you are my clone, you should value the traditions of bushido -- of honor!

->''Leo vomits up goo''

->'''Splinter''': Hmm... *sighs* Where did I go wrong?

->'''Mikey:''' I couldn’t eat another bite. Well… maybe just one. With everything! You guys go ahead, I’ll grab a cab home.
->'''Cody:''' Where does he put it all?
->'''Raph:''' He’s got lots of empty space, up here [points to his head].
-->--''S06 Ep11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"''

->'''Serling:''' What was that: an earthquake? A hurricane? A tornado?
->'''Don:''' Just the Turtle with the Gift of Gas, The Baron of Belches, The Earl of Eructation: Michelangelo!
-->--''S06 Ep11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"''

->'''Raph:''' Mikey's eating vegetables?! Now I know something’s up with him!
-->--''S06 Ep11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"''

->'''Don:''' Everybody stay back! [punched away by Mikey] Yeah, this is a safe distance.
-->--''S06 Ep11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"''

->'''Splinter:''' Leonardo, look at me. I am your Sensei, and your father. I want you to reach deep within and bring up your true Chi.
->''Leo vomits up goo''
->'''Don:''' He brought up something, but I don’t think it was Chi…
-->--''S06 Ep11 "The Freaks Come out at Night"''

->'''Splinter''':…I was amazed by [the turtles’] dexterity, but even so, I was not prepared for what happened one day…

->'''Splinter''':…Intelligence followed soon after.

->'''Mikey''':Welcome home, Raph...Man, you look like you got the shell kicked outta’ you.
->'''Raph''': Yeah, it’s a long story. But first I...I, I wanted to apologise. Mikey, I’m sorry I got so outta’ control earlier. Guys, I’m really sorry.

->'''Leo''': Alright…Who are you and what have you done with our brother, Raphael?

->'''Casey''': But this is a matter of honor! What about all that ‘bushy-doo-doo’ stuff you guys always talk about?
->'''Leo''': That’s ‘bushido’, which has nothing to do with payback for a bunch of nasty wall doodles.

->'''Splinter''': Raphael. [Sigh] Normally I discourage excursions to the surface, but I think it wise for you to take our ‘guest’ for a breath of fresh air.

->'''Mikey''': And that's how they defeated [mock spooky voice]"The Thing That Wouldn't Leave".

->'''Foot Tech Ninja''':[Holding Casey over a pit of swirling water] My grip is loosening. I suggest you drop your weapons, now.

->'''Casey''': [sigh] Thanks guys. I owe ya’
->'''Mikey''': We take cash, personal checks and most major credit cards.

->'''Mikey''': [Singing and dancing] T.M.N.T. What you get is what you see.

->'''Don''': ...About twenty miles per hour

->'''Casey''':[sigh] Thanks guys. I owe ya’

->'''Mikey''': [Singing and dancing]]T.M.N.T. What you get is what you see.

->'''Mikey''': Um…yeah. I mean, sometimes. There was that time you told the joke about the Ox and the Sparrow. It wasn’t really a joke, but it was funny and- [Don elbows him]. I mean, no Master Splinter.

->'''Mikey''': Uh, I don’t know if I can make it. Raph, is that you? The lights…the lights are turning out. It’s all going dark. Tell Raph…tell Raph…
->'''Raph''': I’m right here Mikey, I, I’m right here next to ya’.
->'''Mikey''': You tell Raph…he’s always been…a big cheesehead! Psych! I can’t believe you fell for that. Oh, oh, the lights are turning out! [chuckles]

->'''Don''':Geez, now you're backseat ninja-ing me, Master Splinter!

->'''Leo''':[Opening Mikey’s sketchbook] Hey, check this out.

->'''Mikey''':[Sarcastically]Well hardy-ha. Even our level-headed leader gets a funny in!

->'''Mikey''': I…you…I mean, you’re…him! Central Survey! Server Sundry!

->'''Leo''': All in favor say ‘Aye’.

->'''Mikey''': Uh…meep.

->'''Mikey''':[scared] So, there’s always one guy in the monster movie who freaks out, ‘cause he can’t take the pressure. And I’m gonna’ do an impression of him right now, and it goes something like this: [runs off] get me outta’ here!

->'''Mikey''':[Annoyed] Oh, so now I'm witless?

-> '''Raph''': 'Panthers', 'Rams', 'Bears', they even got 'Dolphins'. You'd think they'd have room for something a little more...reptilian.

->'''Mikey''': Oh yeah, Mr. Spikeypants? Well, you're the one who should be saying …farewell to uh, to yourself!

->'''Casey''': Though I never seen a lamer party in my life. Where’s the band? This can’t be the band: I want rock and roll man! Good thing I brought my own drumsticks.[Presents two hockey sticks] Now, who wants to be the drum?

->'''Don''': Well, good luck brightening ''this'' one.

->'''Shredder''': Ha ha ha. You merely separated my head from my body. A courtesy I will gladly extend to you all, for none of you are leaving here alive. [Laughs evilly]

->'''Don''': No, because an evil prisoner they were transporting across the galaxy sabotaged their starship, causing them to crash land on Earth centuries ago. And they've been trapped here ever since. And who was this evil prisoner that caused the Utroms so much trouble? He was in fact... Drumroll please...He was in fact... The Shredder! Ergo, the Shredder had a direct hand in our creation. See what I mean?

->'''April''':[Referring to the turtles and Casey] Well, it's definitely a family. But do you think we'll ever be able to teach "the kids" some manners?

->'''Mikey''':[singing] I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

->'''Mikey''': It seems like we always end up in these whacked-out situations. I dunno, maybe it’s our karma? Like we did something bad in a past life. I mean really, ''really'' bad. ‘Super-villain-holding-the-world-to–ransom-destroying-Tokyo’ kind of bad. Come to think of it, it’s probably Raph’s fault. Everything bad that happens to us is because of something bad ''Raph'' did in a past life. Oh well, no use crying over past lives. I guess we just gotta’ accept things as they are, and always be ready to kick some shell!

->'''Mikey''': So I was like “huh huh” and it was all “grrrr!” and I’m like “[whimpers]” then it got all “[snorts]” and then it was all “roar roar” with the claws and I was like “Claws!”

->'''Raph''': We should’ve seen it coming bro. You’re one rib short of a barbeque.

->'''Don''': ... It's a... car...

->'''Don''': ... About twenty miles per hour

->'''Raph''': If this plan works I’m gonna’ eat my shoe.

->'''Don:''' For this. (Hits the worker with his bo.)

->'''Adam''': Shesh, are they [Raph and Mikey] always this way to each other?

->'''Mikey:''' Aww...I can't sleep.
->'''Don:''' **yawns** Me neither.
->'''Raph:''' Shh...You’ll wake the old guys.

->'''Splinter:''' They (the Ninja Tribunal and the other acolytes) have made the ultimate sacrifice. We cannot let it be in vain.

->'''Splinter:''' I do not know Raphael, but I do know what their victory today means. It means that the end of the world begins…here.

->'''Mikey:''' In your dreams you wanna-be. The Turtle Titan is an official member of the Justice Force. Of course, I'm only on duty every 3rd Wednesday of every 4th month. And February 29th...when there is one.

->'''Serling:''' I pity the fool who tries to get around without an enviro-pack, graviton-regulator or wrist-translator.

->'''Raph''': Nice going, Mikey! You didn't just change the channel... you changed the whole freakin' world!
-->--''S06 Ep01 "Future Shellshock"''

->''Turtles look a Master Splinter, who doesn't have his robe''

->'''Leo''': 15 years of ninja training, and it all comes down to Ultimate Wrestling Smackdown versus Zombies from Saturn 4.
->'''Splinter''': Hmm... *sighs* Where did I go wrong?

->'''Splinter:''' Cody, we train not to pursue battles, but to win if engaged in battle
->'''Cody:''' Yeah, but…I mean there is some butt-kicking, right? Just a little…?

->'''Don:''' Was ''that'' painfully obvious, or just obviously painful?

->'''Leo:''' If you are my clone, you should value the traditions of bushido, of honor!

->'''Mikey:''' I couldn’t eat another bite. Well…maybe just one. With everything! You guys go ahead, I’ll grab a cab home.

->'''Raph:''' He’s got lots of empty space, up here [points to his head]

->'''Serling:''' What was that: An earthquake? A hurricane? A tornado?

->'''Don:''' Everybody stay back! [Punched away by Mikey] Yeah, this is a safe distance.

->'''Mikey:'''[To a chipmunk] I will love him and hug him and call him George.

->'''Utrom:''' Captain Mortu, I am pleased to report that there is no sushi bar at the reception.
->'''Mortu:''' Thank goodness. We wouldn't want a repeat of what happened last time. I still smell like soy sauce.

-->--''s01 ep07 "The Way of Invisibility"''

->'''Mikey:''' In your dreams you wanna-be. The Turtle Titan is an official member of the Justice Force. Of course, I'm only on duty on the 3rd of every Wednesday on every 4th month. And February 29th...when there is one.