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Kuroe Akaishi: Caramel corn and a churro with mini pancakes and a waffle, and...
Arata Minami: You really do like sweets, huh!
Arata Minami: You really do like sweets, huh!
"Fuck off. Don't talk to me until I've had my god damn sugar."
— Stocking Anarchy, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Comic Strips
Midnight: I can't sleep! I keep having dreams about bowls of jelly and ice cream running away from me... No matter how fast I run they just get faster and faster and I can't keep up... COME BACK, JELLY!! ICE CREAM!! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE!
Thursday: I... can't... cope... Three days without jelly and ice cream... CAN'T GO ON... will... die... soon... if... I... don't... taste... its... yummy... goodness... CAN'T... WON'T... MAKE... IT... I... CAN... FEEL... MY... LIFE... SLIPPING... AWAYYYYY... DEAD!!
Monday: All right, so I may have gone a little bit over the top with the whole dying thing... WHAT? I was in a state of panic!!
— The Diary of Dennis the Menace: Beanotown Battle
Fan Works
"Now, Emery, you know that I am not at all picky about sweets."
Film — Live-Action
Mrs. Hobbs: You... like sugar, huh?
Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
Mrs. Hobbs: Y-es...
Buddy: Then, YES! We elves tend to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.
Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
Mrs. Hobbs: Y-es...
Buddy: Then, YES! We elves tend to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup.
— Elf
"If there's one thing I like better than Christmas candy, it's Valentine's candy!"
— Mayor Hanniger, My Bloody Valentine
Literature
"If there's one thing I love, it's dessert, and when I say I love dessert, I don't just mean I love dessert. I mean I *really* love dessert. And when I say I really love dessert, I don't just mean I really love dessert. I mean I *really, really* love dessert. And when I say I really, really love dessert, I don't just mean I really, really love dessert, I mean I *really, really, really* love dessert. And when I say I really, really, really love dessert, I don't just mean I really, really, really love dessert. I mean I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY love dessert."
— Andy, Andy Griffiths' Just Series, "Just Disgusting", "Brussel Sprouts"
The Sugar-free Birthday
This was one that Sam felt he should do in order to be healthier. It didn't work. It was the only birthday idea to be abandoned halfway through.
This was one that Sam felt he should do in order to be healthier. It didn't work. It was the only birthday idea to be abandoned halfway through.
Flinch was a scrawny Mexican-American kid with dark hair and eyes. Like Duncan, he brought his own lunch. In Flinch's case, two huge chocolate bars stacked like a sandwich with fruit pies and candy corn between them. As a side he had two perfectly toasted balls of fried ice cream, and for dessert, a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. He inhaled all of it at incredible speed, and within a few seconds the boy was hooting and bouncing in his chair like a monkey.
— N.E.R.D.S., M is For Mama's Boy
Kel drew away. "I hate my body doing new things without telling me," she said wetly, and sniffed. She wiped her eyes on the back of her arm.
"Some get the weeps with monthlies, like cramps," Lalasa explained. "It could be worse. My mama got plain mean right before hers."
"Mine gets hungry for sweets," Kel said, adjusting her loincloth impatiently. It now felt as bulky as a diaper. "She ate a whole cake once."
— Protector of the Small: Page
Live-Action TV
Loquel: Desserts? What is this?
Deanna Troi: It's something we eat after the main course. It's usually very sweet, it's usually very bad for you. We eat it purely for pleasure. If you ask me, it's the best part of any meal.
Deanna Troi: It's something we eat after the main course. It's usually very sweet, it's usually very bad for you. We eat it purely for pleasure. If you ask me, it's the best part of any meal.
Video Games
"Really? Is that it? You come here and try to buy me over with pancakes? (beat) You're lucky I have a thing for pancakes."
— Lucifer, Helltaker
"At the Jelly Factory, the Buzz Foreman takes great pride in making sure that the Jelly is of top quality, and that is where the Skeith comes in — he gets to eat all the other food (ice-cream!) that makes its way down the conveyor belt."
— Hungry Skeith game description, Neopets
"Adee the Chia has been eating too much ice cream. Ice cream for breakfast, ice cream for lunch and ice cream for dinner. In fact, she has eaten so much that she's starting to get some pretty strange dreams! In her latest one she is trapped within a giant Ice Cream Machine and must dodge the killer scoops that are trying to hit her... this time the ice cream is out for revenge!"
— Ice Cream Machine game description, Neopets
(regarding the Spicy vs. Sweet vs. Sour Splatfest)
Frye: What's wrong with my coffee? It's delish! Like a drinkable candy bar!
Shiver: You need to apologize to your barista for the things you make them do to coffee.
(Two days later, Team Sweet has won)
Frye: To celebrate, we should go to the all-you-can-sweet buffet now!
Big Man: Ay? (The...what?)
Shiver: She's been talking about it nonstop. Apparently it's a buffet...but for candy.
Frye: That's exactly right! It's almost like I invented it in a dream...
Frye: What's wrong with my coffee? It's delish! Like a drinkable candy bar!
Shiver: You need to apologize to your barista for the things you make them do to coffee.
(Two days later, Team Sweet has won)
Frye: To celebrate, we should go to the all-you-can-sweet buffet now!
Big Man: Ay? (The...what?)
Shiver: She's been talking about it nonstop. Apparently it's a buffet...but for candy.
Frye: That's exactly right! It's almost like I invented it in a dream...
"A cup of coffee, please. Oh, and bring the whole jar of sugar. I'm gonna need it."
— Enna Kros, World of Final Fantasy
Web Animation
"...What? All cake is good cake."
Western Animation
"Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it! Chocolate chips, we want more of it! Cakes and ice cream, want to shove it down our throats real fast!"
— Warner Siblings, Animaniacs, "Be Careful What You Eat"
"Arthur, I thought I'd better bring you the Spring Reading- ...Ooh. Are you having cake?!"
— Mr. Ratburn, Arthur
