Marty Mozzarella's was a restaurant for little kids. The food was a crime against humanity: The pizza tasted like an old man's slipper dipped in ketchup, the french fries were as soggy as a rag at a car wash, and the chicken fingers might as well have been made from the fingers of an actual chicken. Plus, next to the tables, there were fifty decibel-busting video games that shook the air with blinks, bonks, beeps, and blasts.
"My dad brought me here for pizza and games once when I was little. It was fun until he found a dirty diaper in the ball pit," Duncan said. "I haven't been back since."
Matilda gagged.
"Note to self: Do not eat in this restaurant," Jackson said.
"My dad brought me here for pizza and games once when I was little. It was fun until he found a dirty diaper in the ball pit," Duncan said. "I haven't been back since."
Matilda gagged.
"Note to self: Do not eat in this restaurant," Jackson said.
— N.E.R.D.S., Attack of the BULLIES
"I can't slack off for SECONDS without hearing... 'Be a team player, there's no I in PEZZA!' YES THERE IS. YOU JUST TOOK IT OUT."
— Pizzapants, Deltarune
"Bowser Zone sucks; I'm going to Chuck E. Cheese!"
