Calvin: You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet might be running loose in your pants.
Hobbes: Another reason not to wear 'em.
Hobbes: Another reason not to wear 'em.
Minkowski: Eiffel? Are you okay?
Eiffel: [whimpers] N-no...
Minkowski: Did [the Giant Spider] sting you?
Eiffel: [whispering, barely breathing] No... Not yet...
Minkowski: "Yet"? What do you mean? Did you see where it went?
Eiffel: [whimpering, sobbing] It... it...
Minkowski: Eiffel? Eiffel, stay with me. Where did the spider go?
Eiffel: It... [whispers] Commander, it ran down my shirt! [whiny] It's standing on my stomaaaaach, oh god oh god oh god what do I do what do I do what do I do?!
Eiffel: [whimpers] N-no...
Minkowski: Did [the Giant Spider] sting you?
Eiffel: [whispering, barely breathing] No... Not yet...
Minkowski: "Yet"? What do you mean? Did you see where it went?
Eiffel: [whimpering, sobbing] It... it...
Minkowski: Eiffel? Eiffel, stay with me. Where did the spider go?
Eiffel: It... [whispers] Commander, it ran down my shirt! [whiny] It's standing on my stomaaaaach, oh god oh god oh god what do I do what do I do what do I do?!
— Wolf 359
If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance,
(S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
(S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
(S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
(S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants!)
— 2 Guyz N the Parque, Phineas and Ferb
"And finally, to my lawyer, who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head, but a rabid Tasmanian devil... to be placed in his trousers?! UUUUUGH! OOH, HA HAH!"
— Arthur Muldoon's Lawyer, The Frantics, "Last Will and Temperament"
