Quotes / Splinter Cell

Lambert: Great work, Fisher. You're well on track to becoming history's most prolific unknown author of world events.

Fisher: If I had any blood left, I'm sure I'd be blushing.

Sam: (After being asked if he is a spy) Yeah, I'm the real kind, not the tuxedo kind. I'm the kind of spy who gets blood all over your Andretti unless you give me information!

Mook: Oh God! Please! Don't ruin my suit!

North Korean Captain: S-Sir, we have finished the preliminary inspection of the west launcher.

North Korean Colonel: And what is your report, Captain?

North Korean Captain: Well, we did every test we could, sir.

North Korean Colonel: And?

North Korean Captain: Well, there was no malfunction, sir.

North Korean Colonel: No malfunction? Curious. There is an $80,000,000,000 warship at the bottom of the sea, sunk by a missile that left this battery. The world is less than...twelve hours from a war that will kill millions of people, and you’re telling me that there was no malfunction?

North Korean Captain: We...tried...everything, sir. I...assure you.

North Korean Colonel: Interesting, there is only two people who could launch that missile without approval, you and I. I know I didn’t do it, so if it wasn’t a malfunction... (shoots the Captain, turns to nearby saluting soldier) I want you to run every test again, including whatever test the Captain forgot, until you find out WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED WITH MY MISSLE!

North Korean Solider: Sir, yes, sir!

North Korean Colonel: Get out of my sight.

Sam: You have the right to freedom of speech. Freedom of worship. From want. From fear. These rights would not exist without a fifth. The right to protect all other freedoms, by whatever means necessary. It's my freedom. It's my duty. It is my war.

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