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"Carl's right on this one. These UTA colonies are as isolated as everyone else. They have no clue what's going on beyond their gates. I've seen these UTA operations long enough to realize they are anything but organized. They go for months without supply drops and turn to freelancers and mercenaries to make ends meet. I would bet there are several UTA colonies that are in similarly rough shape. It's worth checking out, but carefully."
Don Gibson, Chapter 2: Leap of Faith

"The hull has been breached and the science is leaking out!"
Damaged station in science sector

"In space, no one can hear you scream... unless you're transmitting on the right radiowave frequency"

"I wonder if your eyes really do pop in space."
When ejecting a misbehaving hostage

"Hostages who don't cooperate go out the airlock with the rest of the trash."

"If those hostages give you any lip you throw them out the window."
Ditto

"Yo momma's so fat, her waist size has to be written in scientific notation."

"Uhhhhh, this is an unregistered broadcast from the resistance, man. Fuck the UTA, dude, just say no to cannibalism— Zombies are REAL!"
Unregistered broadcast from the resistance.

"The other day, I was scavenging in a minefield. I boarded a derelict spacecraft, and I noticed there was shit growin' all over the walls. So I got in my spaceship and got the hell out of there."

"I hear the UTA are nukin' a lot of the inner-world colonies-" "This message has been terminated under the UTA's authority. Thank you. Have a nice day."''

"What did I do?! What did I ever do to you?!?"
Civilian ship, after you've shot it a few times (or after it's flown through your weapons fire)

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