Quotes / Son of an Ape

"You know why God cast me down? Because I loved Him...more than anything. And than God created...heh...you. The little...hairless apes."

— Lucifer, Supernatural, "The End"

"Holy fire — you hairless ape! Release me!"

— Balthazar, Supernatural, "The Third Man"

"You MONKEY!"

— Frieza to Goku, Dragon Ball Z Kai

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

— The Narrator, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Calvin: Do you believe in evolution?
Hobbes: No.
Calvin: You don't think humans evolved from monkeys?
Hobbes: I sure don't see any difference.

— Calvin and Hobbes

Silik: Are you aware, Captain, that your DNA is almost identical to that of an ape? The Suliban don't share humanity's patience with natural selection.
Captain Archer: So to speed things up a little, you struck a deal with the Devil.

— Star Trek: Enterprise, "Broken Bow"

"Humans... and how I love you talking monkeys for this... know more about war and treachery of the spirit than any angel."

— Lucifer, The Prophecy

"Reject the lie Simon. Join us! Help us make it like it was before the monkeys. You remember? We cast out Lucifer's army, you and I. We threw their rebel thrones from the wall."

— Gabriel to Simon, The Prophecy

"It's a big universe Jerry and some things in it are talking monkey work. Monkeys, like you."

— Gabriel, The Prophecy

"I will NOT ALLOW any talking monkey to take my place! I'll burn down Heaven to stop it."

— Gabriel, The Prophecy

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