"I think of most of the characters as being straight, you just wouldn't notice since there's no women around for them to be straight with."
— Kytri on Cuanta Vida
"A man may prefer the taste of hippocras, yet if you set a tankard of ale before him, he will quaff it quick enough."
— Cersei Lannister on Margarey Tyrell's "marriage" to Renly Baratheon.
"They embrace knowing that since there are no men at school and apparently dating men outside of school is not an option, they can still be 'best friends'."
"There's the girl who has been planning her wedding for months, just like everything is normal. Oh, but she is also sleeping with the hot, lesbian junkie. How's that for a prison cliche?"
— Larry about Nicky and Morello, Orange Is the New Black
"You never heard of "gay for the stay"? Cause I'm gonna stay in here forever."
— Daya about her relationship with inmate Daddy, Orange Is the New Black
"I'm weak too. I can't get through this without somebody to touch, without somebody to love. Is that because sex numbs the pain, or is it because I'm some evil fuck monster? I don't know."
— Piper in a breaking speech to newbie Dina, Orange Is the New Black
"You know, it's... it's not cheating if you're in different zip codes, right? And, uh, there's no dick, so that's a freebie."
— Nicky to the married Morello, Orange Is the New Black
"Interesting. You find her attractive, do you? Yes, but I mean, attraction to one's own sex is a not uncommon result of long enforced periods of time spent exclusively in their company."
"Suppose...that someone she loved was in there with her. Someone she had history with. Someone who could understand her life in there in a way I'll never be able to. It would be devastating to think that the person could give her something I can't. It would be a betrayal."
— Larry about Piper and Alex, Orange Is the New Black
"They call this the penal system, but it's really the penis system. It's about how big, it's about how long, it's about how hard...life in Oz is all about the size of yo dick, and anybody who tells you different ain't got one."
— Augustus Hill, Oz
Once you go taco, you NEVER go back-o!!
— Teresa Del Taco to Brenda Bunton, Sausage Party
"I'm not gay. No, absolutely not. That's ridiculous. Where was I? So, yes, Alex and I have been spending a lot of time together, but it's not like I'm... No, softball is the furthest thing from my mind. Let me explain something to you...Alex and I are very old friends. We have an affectionate relationship. I need that. I'm human. It's about comfort, right?"
— Piper denying hooking up with her ex Alex, Orange Is the New Black
"Hey, Morello, remember when we used to 'comfort' each other?"
"Sure. You were very comfortable."
"Sure. You were very comfortable."
— Nicky to her ex prison lover Morello, Orange Is the New Black
"Well, you're gonna have to lower your standards on the "beautiful" part, and on the "woman" part. Oh, they ugly now but in eight months, she's gonna look like Beyoncé"
— Caretaker, The Longest Yard
"Jesus Christ, my savior, if you promise to help me out with this one, I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys!"
— Brucie praying before prison football kick-off, The Longest Yard
"When it comes to procreation, men are essential, but for pleasure ... unnecessary."
— Diana Prince to Steve Trevor, Wonder Woman (2017)
"Where's your little cuddle bunny? I saw what went down in here. You all cozies up with your little girlfriend. Looked pretty gay to me. Yeah? Just friends? And you're lonely. Want to be touched. Need a hug. Maybe even more than a hug. You need all that drama of someone to call your own. Let me tell you something. Gay for the stay is for punk-ass bitches who aren't strong enough to be true to themself. I know that. And i also know that when you get outta here, you don't want people on the block talking about how you went that way."
— Vee to Taystee, Orange Is the New Black
Dude, it's not a big deal if you like to f**k guys. I'm cool with it. I got friends that f**k guys...in jail.
— Jay, The 40-Year-Old Virgin
Jack: There's only two times when that kind of thing's okay: In prison where it's a substitute and guys in space.
Mike: Guys in space?
Jack: Well, not on purpose. They just float into each other.
— In & Out
Catherine Willows: It gets lonely in prison, doesn't it? This is the first time you had a relationship with a woman? (nods to the matching prison tattoo on inmate Juanita's wrist) The tattoo. "Baby-Girl" had the other half.
Juanita: (shakes her head) I'm not...like that.
Catherine Willows: It wouldn't be the first time to cross gender lines in search of some affection.
Juanita: It was the first time I felt that way about anyone.
Juanita: (shakes her head) I'm not...like that.
Catherine Willows: It wouldn't be the first time to cross gender lines in search of some affection.
Juanita: It was the first time I felt that way about anyone.
—CSI, episode "XX"
"Five weeks at sea, even Dave seems a catch!"
— The Longest Johns, "Hoist up the Thing"
