Quotes / Ship Tease

"A fortune-teller predicted that Katara's true love is a very powerful bender. Will it be the Avatar, or will fate lead her in another, more fiery direction?"

— Nick Mag Presents: Avatar

They make such a cute couple.

The king and queen look pretty nice too. Heh heh.

— This part of Homestuck, upon examining a statue of the aforementioned king and queen

Female Commander Shepard: We've got oceans, beautiful women, this emotion called love. According to the old vids, we have everything they want.

Kaiden Alenko: When you put it that way, there's no reason they wouldn't like you. I mean, us! Humans! Ma'am.

Ashley Williams: You don't take much shore leave, do you, L-T?

— Mass Effect, a view of the Citadel

JewWario: It's time for the line that launched a thousand fanfics!

Suede: Huh?

Misty: I'll go look for him. And Ash is never really alone, 'cause he's got... me.

Suede: Oh, that.

JW: Well, hello.

Linkara: Oh come on, they're like ten years old.

Suede: Well, that doesn't mean a relationship can't develop. I mean sure, it's platonic now, but girls develop crushes earlier than boys and Ash can get older... and... taller... What?

JW: You were a PokéShipper, weren't you, Suede?

Suede: Noooooooo! Just because Pokémon was the first fandom I experienced fanfiction from doesn't mean I had any preferences in shipping!

Linkara: He totally was. You were heartbroken when she left, weren't you, Suede?

Suede: Now you listen here, whether or not I shed any tears when the trio parted ways is none of your—

JW: Oh, this is just precious-

admin: ENOUGH! You're nearly at the end. Suede's incredibly dorky pastimes are not important right now!

Suede: Thank you! Gosh!

admin: ...I bet he looked up "Ash/Misty romance hints" on angelfire.

Suede: Hey, SHUT UP! Ugh...

— Suede, Linkara, and JewWario review Pokémon 2000

"Well, there's a popular line with the fan community!"

— Christopher Rowley, Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers DVD Commentary, regarding the "easy babe" scene in "Scarecrow"

Cersei: I owe you my gratitude, you have returned my brother safely to King's Landing.
Brienne: In truth, he rescued me your grace. (fond, wistful smile) More than once.
Cersei: (fixed smile) Did he? I haven't heard that story before.
Brienne: Not such a fascinating story, I'm afraid.
Cersei: (dangerously sweet) Oh, I'm sure you have many fascinating stories. Sworn to Renly Baratheon, then Catelyn Stark, now my brother. It must be exciting to flit from one camp to the next, serving whichever Lord or Lady you fancy.
Brienne: I don't serve your brother, your grace.
Cersei: Do you love him?
Brienne: (long silence) Your grace.

— Game of Thrones

"Hey Sonic, bro to bro: what's up with you and Amy?"

— Dr. Eggman, Sonic Boom

"Well, one thing's for sure now, the Sonamy fans are gonna go nuts!

— Tails, Sonic Twitter Takeover 4

Tamar: That's him isn't it? The fellow who sailed with the Elf? It's you, isn't it?
Halbrand: Certainly appears that way.
Tamar: What are you called, again?
Halbrand: Depends.
Tamar: Depends on what?
Halbrand: How close we are.
Tamar: (gets up from the table and sits next to Halbrand,) And how close are you and the She-Elf? You're on a luck streak, low-man. Free sail to our island, eating our food, drinking our ale... What will you take next? Our lands? Our trades?
Halbrand: (staring blankly in distance) Don't forget your women.
Tamar: Look at the mouth on him. Maybe him and the She-Elf aren't so close after all. (instant Death Glare) Wager she'd prefer someone of a better breeding.

— The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power

"Hold on, I have to appease the shippers now."

— Tommy Oliver, Truncated Power Rangers

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