Actor: All the males in the audience just went oooooh!
Channing Tatum (or Carol O’Neal as I like to call him) now knows how every man who fucks Parasite Hilton without wrapping their penis in kryptonite first feels...His dick was burned by a pot of boiling water. When a penis burns, my no-no sheds a tear.
"Shinji winced when a sudden kick caught the woman Seldon was fighting full in the breast, sending her coughing on the dusty ground, and then grunted with a ghost pain that every man feels as he witnessed Seldon get kicked, punched, and poked rather harshly in his own sensitive area."
— Neon Genesis Evangelion fanfic Of a Pilot
"This instinct to protect the place of generation against the forces of annihilation was universal."
— Soldier of the 51st Highlanders.
Anna had seen guys wince when another guy got hit in the crotch, but she’d never seen a pow to the junk so hard that every single guy in sight reacted. Every single badguy who saw the kick either froze or grabbed his groin in sympathy. The kick was so hard even some of the girls Anna could see grabbed their crotch. Anna could hear Elaine make a choking noise, and Marty just about locked her knees together too, and even Officer Everheart cringed some.
— Aquerna's observations after Phobos defended herself in a hostage situation, Whateley Universe, "Straight From the Squirrel's Mouth", chapter 10[1]
Anyway, Dick (Dirk) talks to his boss—OH MY GOD! Why, I-I thought that Dick's design made me cringe, but if you're going to make one of the characters look like a penis, at the very least, like, at the very, very least, don't make a clone of that design look like...a-a penis that was...like, all I can think of, looking at this...poor, unfortunate soul, is OUCH! He's not in pain, but h-his very existence makes me feel pain! I think we should get to ending this...
Legion: The next hint of insurrection, and the scalpel (holds it over his groin) goes ''here'.
Kryten: That kind of tough talk doesn't scare us!
Lister, Rimmer and the Cat: YES IT DOES!
Kryten: That kind of tough talk doesn't scare us!
Lister, Rimmer and the Cat: YES IT DOES!
—Red Dwarf, Legion
Two big burly warriors threw themselves forward, grabbing the Slayer by an arm each. Gotrek braced himself, roaring defiance, and hurled one of them to the ground. While he was down there, the Slayer planted his heavy boot into the man’s groin. A high-pitched wailing shriek filled the tavern.
Felix winced.
Felix winced.
The men are wincing in the audience already.
—Stephen Fry on an actor applying muscle rub to his genitals, XL QI K S11, "Kinky"
