Executive #1: Guys, how are we going to get this made? This is a terrible idea by any standards.
Executive #2: He's right. I wouldn't watch this show if it cured anal warts. Wait! I mean....if it cured... Penis-Too-Big!
Executive #2: He's right. I wouldn't watch this show if it cured anal warts. Wait! I mean....if it cured... Penis-Too-Big!
"The time-hopping brat! He somehow obtained it! I thought the old me took care of- Heh heh... my, was I saying something incriminating? I hope not..."
— Trudy Trueheart, after Ki shows her and Nick her diary, General Protection Fault
Weiss: You want to know why I despise the White Fang? It's because they're a bunch of liars, thieves, and murderers!
Blake: Well maybe we were just tired of being pushed around! [instant Oh, Crap!]
Blake: Well maybe we were just tired of being pushed around! [instant Oh, Crap!]
— RWBY
Naoto: I have a question for you as well. I know for a fact that Namatame did not kill the first two victims. It was somebody else who did it... and the murderer is still out there. Adachi. Do you know where we can find him?
Adachi: Uh... OK, now you lost me. What are you talking about?
Kanji: She's saying that we think you did it!
Adachi: WHAT?! Don't be ridiculous-
Kanji: Time for you to come clean!
Adachi: I didn't do it! Namatame did it! He threw them in there!
[everyone gasps]
Chie: ...What did you just say?
Dojima: What do you mean, "he threw them in"? Do you know something about his motive you haven't shared with me?
Adachi: Uh... OK, now you lost me. What are you talking about?
Kanji: She's saying that we think you did it!
Adachi: WHAT?! Don't be ridiculous-
Kanji: Time for you to come clean!
Adachi: I didn't do it! Namatame did it! He threw them in there!
[everyone gasps]
Chie: ...What did you just say?
Dojima: What do you mean, "he threw them in"? Do you know something about his motive you haven't shared with me?
Starscream: I'm not really so bad, you know, Megatron, he's the evil one.
Arcee: Tell it to someone who cares.
Starscream: Like whom, Airachnid? What I wouldn't do to get my hands around her wretched throat.
Arcee: So we can agree on one thing.
Starscream: Oh, you have no idea. She showed up one day, and the next thing you know, she's acting like she runs the place. She whispered lies into Megatron's ear, maneuvered to rob me of my rightful place.
Arcee: Well...she terminated my partner.
Starscream: What?! She's taking credit for scrapping him now too?! That was my doing!
Arcee: What?
Starscream: !
Arcee: You weren't there.
Starscream: Uh, of course I wasn't. I don't know what I was thinking.
Arcee: Who are you talking about?
Starscream: No one. Who are you talking about?
Arcee: Tailgate.
Starscream: Who's Tailgate?
[Beat]
Arcee: You are the one. You extinguished Cliffjumper!
Arcee: Tell it to someone who cares.
Starscream: Like whom, Airachnid? What I wouldn't do to get my hands around her wretched throat.
Arcee: So we can agree on one thing.
Starscream: Oh, you have no idea. She showed up one day, and the next thing you know, she's acting like she runs the place. She whispered lies into Megatron's ear, maneuvered to rob me of my rightful place.
Arcee: Well...she terminated my partner.
Starscream: What?! She's taking credit for scrapping him now too?! That was my doing!
Arcee: What?
Starscream: !
Arcee: You weren't there.
Starscream: Uh, of course I wasn't. I don't know what I was thinking.
Arcee: Who are you talking about?
Starscream: No one. Who are you talking about?
Arcee: Tailgate.
Starscream: Who's Tailgate?
[Beat]
Arcee: You are the one. You extinguished Cliffjumper!
Robin Hood: (disguised as a blind beggar) What be going on here?
Sheriff: We're gonna hang Friar Tuck.
Robin Hood: No! Hang Friar—Um, hang Friar Tuck?
Nutsy: You bet'cha, at dawn. And maybe, it'll even be a double-hangin'?
Trigger: (clasps Nutsy's beak shut) Shhhh—! Dummy up, you dummy!
Robin Hood: A double-hangin', eh? Who be the other one who gets the rope?
Trigger: Sheriff, he's gettin' too all-fired nosy.
Robin Hood: Oh, I didn't mean nothin'. But, um... couldn't there be trouble if Robin Hood showed up?
Nutsy: Well, what do you know, Sheriff? He guessed it! (laughs)
Trigger: Nutsy! Button your beak!
Sheriff: We're gonna hang Friar Tuck.
Robin Hood: No! Hang Friar—Um, hang Friar Tuck?
Nutsy: You bet'cha, at dawn. And maybe, it'll even be a double-hangin'?
Trigger: (clasps Nutsy's beak shut) Shhhh—! Dummy up, you dummy!
Robin Hood: A double-hangin', eh? Who be the other one who gets the rope?
Trigger: Sheriff, he's gettin' too all-fired nosy.
Robin Hood: Oh, I didn't mean nothin'. But, um... couldn't there be trouble if Robin Hood showed up?
Nutsy: Well, what do you know, Sheriff? He guessed it! (laughs)
Trigger: Nutsy! Button your beak!
Revolver Shalashaska Ocelot: What was your goal in having the children repair Sahelanthropus?
Dr. Huey Emmerich: I just answered their questions! I had no idea they would actually try to fix it! I mean, can you imagine a child piloting it?
Ocelot: Oh, sure. Easily.
Huey: It wouldn't work!
Ocelot: Why, I bet it's just like riding a bike.
Huey: I said it didn't work! It-!
Ocelot: Who did you try?
Dr. Huey Emmerich: I just answered their questions! I had no idea they would actually try to fix it! I mean, can you imagine a child piloting it?
Ocelot: Oh, sure. Easily.
Huey: It wouldn't work!
Ocelot: Why, I bet it's just like riding a bike.
Huey: I said it didn't work! It-!
Ocelot: Who did you try?
— Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, Questioning Huey [4]
Jade: Let's hang out tomorrow night.
Cat: Okay, but we can't invite Tori to come with us, because she's — [gasps]
Jade: What's Tori doing tomorrow night?!
Cat: Nothing! I don't know! She told me not to tell you!
Jade: Five!
Cat: Oh, God!
Jade: Four!
Cat: Don't count!
Jade: Three!
Cat: Oh, I love three!
Jade: Two!
Cat: Have you heard about the new Pear Pads with a slightly better screen?
Jade: ONE!
Cat: Okay, okay!! Tori and Beck are going out together.
Jade: What?!
Cat: But it's not a date! They're just hanging out as friends.
Cat: Okay, but we can't invite Tori to come with us, because she's — [gasps]
Jade: What's Tori doing tomorrow night?!
Cat: Nothing! I don't know! She told me not to tell you!
Jade: Five!
Cat: Oh, God!
Jade: Four!
Cat: Don't count!
Jade: Three!
Cat: Oh, I love three!
Jade: Two!
Cat: Have you heard about the new Pear Pads with a slightly better screen?
Jade: ONE!
Cat: Okay, okay!! Tori and Beck are going out together.
Jade: What?!
Cat: But it's not a date! They're just hanging out as friends.
— Victorious, "Opposite Date"
Lincoln: Hey guys. Now look, I know you've been having a little problem.
Lori: Lincoln...
Lincoln: But I think I can settle this.
Leni: Lincoln...
Lincoln: Leni, why don't you just return the dress? Lori once said blue makes you look washed out anyway.
Leni: Wait, what?!
Lincoln: Okay, okay! I'm just spitballing here. Lori, why don't you return the dress? Leni says taffeta makes you look like Aunt Ruth. And who wants that? Am I right?
Lori: [gasps] Excuse me?!
Lincoln: So what do you say? Ready to hug it out?
Lori: We already hugged it out! We were fine! But now that I know that she thinks I look like Aunt Ruth, WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT FINE!!!!!
Leni: You insulted my skin tone! Nothing's gonna make that right!
[They argue as Lincoln quietly leaves the room.]
Lori: Lincoln...
Lincoln: But I think I can settle this.
Leni: Lincoln...
Lincoln: Leni, why don't you just return the dress? Lori once said blue makes you look washed out anyway.
Leni: Wait, what?!
Lincoln: Okay, okay! I'm just spitballing here. Lori, why don't you return the dress? Leni says taffeta makes you look like Aunt Ruth. And who wants that? Am I right?
Lori: [gasps] Excuse me?!
Lincoln: So what do you say? Ready to hug it out?
Lori: We already hugged it out! We were fine! But now that I know that she thinks I look like Aunt Ruth, WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT FINE!!!!!
Leni: You insulted my skin tone! Nothing's gonna make that right!
[They argue as Lincoln quietly leaves the room.]
— The Loud House, "Brawl in the Family"
Marcus Driver: What, you figure I should just shoot over to this Tailor's place, get myself a Batman costume? Dress up and try to make Dunning wet himself?
Josie Mac: Yeah, on second thought it's probably not such a good idea, Romy might try to bust a cap in your ass.
Renee Montoya: Yeah, well, he'd have to give her weapon back, first.
Maggie Sawyer: What was that?
Renee Montoya: Oh, Hell.
Josie Mac: Yeah, on second thought it's probably not such a good idea, Romy might try to bust a cap in your ass.
Renee Montoya: Yeah, well, he'd have to give her weapon back, first.
Maggie Sawyer: What was that?
Renee Montoya: Oh, Hell.
"Then why were you so easy to curse?!" (cue Oh, Crap! face)
— Lilith Clawthorne, The Owl House
Saboteur: "We do not admit a thing! Why would we want to destroy your city?"
Security Enforcer: "We can always go to Kandor and ask your well-to-do [leader]"
Saboteur: "Eh? How could you know about Kly-Anth?"
Security Enforcer: "I did not— until now! But it stood to reason that you had been hired by someone rich— with much to lose from this project! And Kandor is the largest city in this area— and stands to suffer losses— the deduction was simple!"
Security Enforcer: "We can always go to Kandor and ask your well-to-do [leader]"
Saboteur: "Eh? How could you know about Kly-Anth?"
Security Enforcer: "I did not— until now! But it stood to reason that you had been hired by someone rich— with much to lose from this project! And Kandor is the largest city in this area— and stands to suffer losses— the deduction was simple!"
Clark Kent: "Okay, now why don't you tell me what's bothering you?"
Chloe Sullivan: "I just found out my cousin is in a coma and they don't know when or if she'll ever wake up from it."
Clark Kent: "Lois?"
Chloe Sullivan: "Yeah, how did you know my cousin's name?"
Clark Kent: (bluffing) "You've mentioned her before, a real hot head right, army brat to a tee."
Chloe Sullivan: "I just found out my cousin is in a coma and they don't know when or if she'll ever wake up from it."
Clark Kent: "Lois?"
Chloe Sullivan: "Yeah, how did you know my cousin's name?"
Clark Kent: (bluffing) "You've mentioned her before, a real hot head right, army brat to a tee."
Supergirl: (thinking) And it'll all be in vain unless I figure out these controls... But it's hopeless! I don't even understand the principles involved— still, these two buttons are the largest and most centrally-located! Maybe some psychology will tell me which to choose! (loudly) "Okay, Karmang! I've found the button to shut off your space-time engine! It's over, friend— you've lost!"
Karmang: Not the black button! That one will send us all into Limbo!
Karmang: Not the black button! That one will send us all into Limbo!
Anakin: I'm gonna turn you over to the Jedi Council.
Palpatine: Of course you should... but you're not sure, are you?
Anakin: [raises Mace Windu on his holoprojector] Yeah, Master Windu? The Chancellor is a Sith Lord. Could you send someone over here, please?
Palpatine: Wait, Anakin — what are you doing?
Anakin: Yes, Master. [to Palpatine] They'll be here in ten minutes.
Palpatine: B-but your dreams of Padmé dying — I could help you!
Anakin: Wait, how would you know about those dreams?
Palpatine: Well, obviously I gave you those drea- oh, poop...
Anakin: [draws lightsaber] OH, YOU MOTHERFU-
Palpatine: Of course you should... but you're not sure, are you?
Anakin: [raises Mace Windu on his holoprojector] Yeah, Master Windu? The Chancellor is a Sith Lord. Could you send someone over here, please?
Palpatine: Wait, Anakin — what are you doing?
Anakin: Yes, Master. [to Palpatine] They'll be here in ten minutes.
Palpatine: B-but your dreams of Padmé dying — I could help you!
Anakin: Wait, how would you know about those dreams?
Palpatine: Well, obviously I gave you those drea- oh, poop...
Anakin: [draws lightsaber] OH, YOU MOTHERFU-
Godfrey Jones: Tonight on Rock Bottom, we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers!
Farmer: I keep telling ye, I just grow sorghum here.
Jones: Uh-huh. And where are the hookers?
Farmer: 'Round back... Oops.
Farmer: I keep telling ye, I just grow sorghum here.
Jones: Uh-huh. And where are the hookers?
Farmer: 'Round back... Oops.
— The Simpsons, "Homer Badman"
Shadow: So that's your plea, then? You're just going to shamelessly appeal to my sense of loss, for a time before I had my memories taken from me? Well, I have a plea of my own, a warning, to you and your little friends. Cross me, and I'll do worse than take your memories. [Beat] ...shit.
Sheila: Spyro! Great to see ya'!
Spyro: Hi, Sheila! I've been looking for Hunter all day. Have you seen him?
Sheila: Heh heh! Sorry, Spyro! Hunter made me promise not to tell you where they went!
Spyro: "They"?
Sheila: (chuckles) You didn't hear anything from me!
Spyro: ...Oh no. Oh, no, no, no, no!
Spyro: Hi, Sheila! I've been looking for Hunter all day. Have you seen him?
Sheila: Heh heh! Sorry, Spyro! Hunter made me promise not to tell you where they went!
Spyro: "They"?
Sheila: (chuckles) You didn't hear anything from me!
Spyro: ...Oh no. Oh, no, no, no, no!
Boss: Eugh... Let go of me, please... Gah... I have nothing to do with this!
Vincent: Bullshit!
Boss: U-ugh...! Please... I'll stop the nightmares!
Vincent: Wha—What do you mean? What do you mean you'll stop them?!
Vincent: Bullshit!
Boss: U-ugh...! Please... I'll stop the nightmares!
Vincent: Wha—What do you mean? What do you mean you'll stop them?!
— Catherine: Full Body
Calvin: You know, it's amazing how many things you can take apart with just one ordinary screwdriver!
Calvin's Dad: (suspicious) Such as?
Calvin: Well, just for starters, there's...that is, hypothetically, I mean...not that I'd know for a fact, of course...just in theory, I imagine that maybe...um, well, gosh, it's hard to say. (walking away) I've got to stop introducing topics of conversation.
Calvin's Dad: (suspicious) Such as?
Calvin: Well, just for starters, there's...that is, hypothetically, I mean...not that I'd know for a fact, of course...just in theory, I imagine that maybe...um, well, gosh, it's hard to say. (walking away) I've got to stop introducing topics of conversation.
Mr. Krabs: [on Perch's documentary] I thought they were gonna sue me, so I gave them all a trophy just to shut 'em up. (Beat) Wait, you're gonna cut that part, right?
"Many's the person missed the opportunity to say nothing...and lost much because of it."
— Sean, The Quiet Girl
Libby: That doesn’t mean anything. What you considered flirty looks or comments, she could’ve interpreted as friendly glances or banter. Plus, if she rejected you then things might’ve become awkward between you two and it would’ve ruined your friendship. You took a pretty big risk just assuming that she shared the same feelings as you.
Mrs. Roop: Perhaps, but hey, what’s a romantic endeavor without a little risk?
Libby: But I don’t like taking risks!
Mrs. Roop: Perhaps, but hey, what’s a romantic endeavor without a little risk?
Libby: But I don’t like taking risks!
