"Hey there everyone, STAR_ here, what is going on?"
— STAR_ in... pretty much every video.
"You can't hold back when you got da whip. Especially not on Pyro."
— STAR_ in TF2: Ruiner of Fun
"It probably in fact deserves its own Sub-Genre, which I would call something like.. KAWAII DESU UGUU ANIME BOOBUFESTUU."
— STAR_ in Basically: Microvolts
"I TAUNT AFTER EVERY KILL"
— Text displayed above a taunting Sniper's head in in TF2 Sniper_Stomper
"I'm on a plank."
— STAR_ in TF2 Sniper_Stomper
STAR_: WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING ME? GET OUTTA HERE! I GOT DA KRITZ!
Caption: KRITZ STATUS: FULLY CHARGED
"Please, I will not play on any server that does that (server watermarks). Cut it out. That's bullshit."
— STAR_ in TF2 Servers
"Why is our team winning? This is stupid."
— STAR_ in TF2: Sock'em Bopper Hevies
"If this isn't an Unusual I'm gonna throw my new headset. IT'S A BEARD." (crash)
— STAR_ in Whatmgonnaget
"I feel cool when I get head, and I don't want to lose that feeling."
— STAR_ in Eyelander Demoknight: TF2
