Animated Films
[Terry knees the Joker in the groin]
Joker: What are you doing?!
Terry: Fighting dirty.
Joker: The real Batman would never- [Terry digs his knee deeper] AUGH!
Terry: Told you you didn't know me. [knocks Joker backwards]
Joker: [smugly] Funny guy...
Terry: Can't say the same for you.
Joker: [tries throwing a punch at Terry, misses and runs into a desk] Impudent brat! Who do you think you're talking to?
Terry: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.
Joker: [draws laser pistol and shoots at Terry, who dodges and flies up the rafters] Shut your mouth!
Terry: [uses Batarang to knock Joker's gun out of his hand] The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him.
Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
Terry: [uses another Batarang to hit the power switch so that the Joker can't see him] Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
Joker: I'm not hearing this...
Terry: Get a clue, clowny! Bruce's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape. Not that you ever had a good joke.
Joker: [really getting irate] Shut up! Shut up!
Terry: I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers — lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
Joker: Show yourself!
Terry: You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kinda pathetic. [laughs]
Joker: Stop that!
Terry: So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a supervillain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? [continues to laugh at the Joker]
Joker: Don't you dare laugh at me!
Terry: Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh!
Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!
Joker: What are you doing?!
Terry: Fighting dirty.
Joker: The real Batman would never- [Terry digs his knee deeper] AUGH!
Terry: Told you you didn't know me. [knocks Joker backwards]
Joker: [smugly] Funny guy...
Terry: Can't say the same for you.
Joker: [tries throwing a punch at Terry, misses and runs into a desk] Impudent brat! Who do you think you're talking to?
Terry: Not a comedian, I'll tell you that.
Joker: [draws laser pistol and shoots at Terry, who dodges and flies up the rafters] Shut your mouth!
Terry: [uses Batarang to knock Joker's gun out of his hand] The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? That's probably why you were so fixated on him.
Joker: Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
Terry: [uses another Batarang to hit the power switch so that the Joker can't see him] Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. The real reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of the old man.
Joker: I'm not hearing this...
Terry: Get a clue, clowny! Bruce's got no sense of humor! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape. Not that you ever had a good joke.
Joker: [really getting irate] Shut up! Shut up!
Terry: I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers — lame! Where's the "A" material? Make a face, drop your pants, something!
Joker: Show yourself!
Terry: You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kinda pathetic. [laughs]
Joker: Stop that!
Terry: So you fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached, and decided to become a supervillain. What, you couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? [continues to laugh at the Joker]
Joker: Don't you dare laugh at me!
Terry: Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh!
Joker: YOU'RE NOT BATMAN!
Comic Books
"A loser dressed like Venom is still a freakin' loser."
—Spider-Man, on Mac Gargan becoming Venom
Live-Action Films
"Alas, you're no Vader. You're just a child in a mask."
—Supreme Leader Snoke to Kylo Ren, Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Live-Action TV
Wonder Girl: What the f**k is that?! And why is it wearing Dick's costume?
Jason Todd and Hank/Hawk: (speaking together) The annoying new Robin.
Jason Todd and Hank/Hawk: (speaking together) The annoying new Robin.
Professional Wrestling
Michael Hayes: I think it was very emotional for the fans when Kerry defeated Ric Flair. And I love Kerry, don't get me wrong, but... To me? I didn't care.
Jimmy Garvin: Yeah, we were still reeling over the death of David.
Michael Hayes: We missed David. Plain and simple. We missed David. We knew David should've been there.
Gerald Brisco: It was done in such a manner that it was kinda "Well David didn't get to do it so Kerry is gonna do it." And I've always felt that Kerry was disappointed that it wasn't better accepted. Him becoming and to be world champion that night.
Jimmy Garvin: Yeah, we were still reeling over the death of David.
Michael Hayes: We missed David. Plain and simple. We missed David. We knew David should've been there.
Gerald Brisco: It was done in such a manner that it was kinda "Well David didn't get to do it so Kerry is gonna do it." And I've always felt that Kerry was disappointed that it wasn't better accepted. Him becoming and to be world champion that night.
— The Triumph & Tragedy of World Class
Web Video
"Hey! Pop quiz! Name any story where the entire cast gets replaced by new characters overnight, and those characters end up being more loved than the originals, time's up because that NEVER happens!"
— Linkara, Atop the Fourth Wall
"I’ve always wondered if Gil gets a bad rap from Simpsons fans because, on a subconscious level, we only view him as the Lionel Hutz replacement. “Realty Bites” does feel like a passing of the torch, where afterward Gil is forced into taking some of Hutz’s roles. No one's ever gonna live up to the greatness of Lionel Hutz. Lawyer Gil is always going to be a pale imitation."
— TheRealJims, "Simpsons Histories - Gil"
Western Animation
"Ugh! They thought this Vaxtron could replace me? A pox on all their beach houses!"
—Calculon, on Vaxtron replacing him in All My Circuits
