A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
— Anonymous
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"Or Kevin, you simply can't trust this man to ever stop rage-quitting."
— Duracell || Gaming
Film — Live-Action
Chess Wizard: Your move: king to rook one. My move: rook to knight six. Checkmate. Checkmate.
MacReady: [pours his whiskey into the computer, frying it] Cheating bitch.
MacReady: [pours his whiskey into the computer, frying it] Cheating bitch.
Live-Action TV
"I know a few things Hardison. I know that an over-complicated puzzle eventually begs the question 'is it really worth it?'."
— Nate Ford, Leverage
"When the going gets tough....quit!"
— H. Ross Perot, as played by Dana Carvey on Saturday Night Live
Music
I'll fidget with the digit dots
Frustration rules out there!
Frustration rules out there!
— "Computer Games", Mi-Sex (1980)
Video Games
Player 1 has flipped the table in a rage!
— Tabletop Simulator
"Yeah, I dare ya, RageQuit! C'mon, make us both happy!"
— The Scout, Team Fortress 2 domination taunt
Back when your father and grandfather played Team Fortress 2, being bad at the game was so shameful, they would rage-quit (a lengthy, painful process that involved pulling burning coal from the computer's furnace).
QUITALITY
— Mortal Kombat X, in online matches
Web Animation
"I know you provide the option to skip to the next chapter, but I'm not gonna use it; I've had enough. If someone serves you a dead dog for lunch, you do not stick around for the pudding."
Web Original
Hundreds of thousand of minute decisions flood the zone. Top path or bottom. Guy on the left, guy on the right. What the fuck do I do with this asshole who is breathing fire at me...And looking at our nameless narrator, one wonders why he himself is not a bad enough dude to rescue the President. He looks the part. And for that matter, why the fuck isn't he giving me a gun, or perhaps a fighter jet with which to rescue the President. Why am I sent, alone and unarmed, against a horde of ninjas to rescue the President?
I am not a bad enough dude to rescue the President because the social order does not permit that self-definition. By asking me to be a bad dude, the social order sets me up for failure. The game could rescue its own damn President.
I am not a bad enough dude to rescue the President because the social order does not permit that self-definition. By asking me to be a bad dude, the social order sets me up for failure. The game could rescue its own damn President.
Web Videos
"It was at this point that I called this Malphite a 'fucking worthless braindead scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate he is'."
— Dunkey, "I'm Done With League of Legends"
Nerd: I need to finish it! I need to finish the game!
Henry Jones Sr.: Junior, let it go.
Nerd: But I'm so close! I'm so close! I can finish it!
Jones: Nerd... Let it go.
Nerd: You're right. Fuck this shitty game. [drops the PS2 into the lava pit.]
Henry Jones Sr.: Junior, let it go.
Nerd: But I'm so close! I'm so close! I can finish it!
Jones: Nerd... Let it go.
Nerd: You're right. Fuck this shitty game. [drops the PS2 into the lava pit.]
(In one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video games, there's a gap in the floor that he can't jump over since there's a ceiling above it. When Nerd tries to jump over it, he falls through it and goes right back to the start of the level. After a long time trying to get over it, he realizes that he could just walk over the gap.)
Wait, you can just walk over it? You can just walk over it. .... You are scum. (downs the rest of his beer) "Cowabunga"? Cowa-fucking-piece-of-dogshit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat's shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredders my ass and splinters my balls! This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fuckin' yank all the hairs out of my scrotum, I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It suckin' fucks, it fuckin' sucks, it fuckin' blows, it's a piece of shit, and I don't like it.
"WAAAAAAAAHHH!! MOOUUUUU IYA DAAA!tl"
"I'm done, you can fuck off, I'm pissed off so you can be pissed off, I didn't beat him, see you next time for a part three, fuck you, fuck this, fuck."
— Tear Of Grace after failing to defeat Manus, Father of the Abyss during his playthrough of Dark Souls.
Arin: Piece of shit!
Danny: Hey, you get a blue coin.
Arin: BLUE COIN SCHMOO COIN!
Danny: ....Okay.
Arin: WHO NEEDS A BLUE COIN WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FUCKIN' MENTAL BREAKDOWN COMIN' IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD? I DON'T EVEN CARE WHATEVER THE BLUE COIN IS. GIVES ME SHINES AND SHIT? SHINES ARE FOR BULLSHIT. I DON'T EVEN CARE, CAN'T BUY CRACK COCAINE WITH SHINE. YOU GOTTA USE REAL MONEY. HOW'RE YA GONNA MAKE MONEY?! GO ON THE BLACK MARKET, SELL YOUR BODY TO ALL THE FUCKIN' PEOPLE.
Danny: (I'm scared.)
Arin: THEY'RE LIKE, "AAAAAAH THAT'S A PRETTY LITTLE BOY I'M GONNA STICK A PENIS INTO THAT BUTTHOLE." BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T SATISFY YOU. WHEN YOU HAVE THE COKE IT JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO GET MORE COKE SO THEN YOU GO AND YOU GET FUCKED IN THE ASS A LITTLE BIT MORE BY THIS GAME MARIO FUCKIN SUNSHINE!!
Danny: [off-mic] Suzy—! Suzy! I need an adult!
Danny: Hey, you get a blue coin.
Arin: BLUE COIN SCHMOO COIN!
Danny: ....Okay.
Arin: WHO NEEDS A BLUE COIN WHEN YOU'VE GOT A FUCKIN' MENTAL BREAKDOWN COMIN' IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD? I DON'T EVEN CARE WHATEVER THE BLUE COIN IS. GIVES ME SHINES AND SHIT? SHINES ARE FOR BULLSHIT. I DON'T EVEN CARE, CAN'T BUY CRACK COCAINE WITH SHINE. YOU GOTTA USE REAL MONEY. HOW'RE YA GONNA MAKE MONEY?! GO ON THE BLACK MARKET, SELL YOUR BODY TO ALL THE FUCKIN' PEOPLE.
Danny: (I'm scared.)
Arin: THEY'RE LIKE, "AAAAAAH THAT'S A PRETTY LITTLE BOY I'M GONNA STICK A PENIS INTO THAT BUTTHOLE." BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T SATISFY YOU. WHEN YOU HAVE THE COKE IT JUST MAKES YOU WANT TO GET MORE COKE SO THEN YOU GO AND YOU GET FUCKED IN THE ASS A LITTLE BIT MORE BY THIS GAME MARIO FUCKIN SUNSHINE!!
Danny: [off-mic] Suzy—! Suzy! I need an adult!
— Game Grumps Let's Plays Super Mario Sunshine
"There’s nine hundred fucking things to kill me in this room. Oh, you’re gonna get hit by a fucking bullet and go around? You, you, you gonna get fucking hit by a bullet, and then you jump around? You get hit by a buzzsaw and then *stammers* fucking buzzsaw dies, you jump over that and you get fucking blown up by another fucking buzzsaw, there’s a laser beam, you get hit by a laser beam, laser beam, how do I get through that?! I don’t-I don’t know how I got through that laser beam! Fucking jump, I don’t know what killed me there, more buzzsaws, more laser beams, YOU THINK THE ROOM’S GETTING FUCKING BLOODY ENOUGH?! YOU THINK I’M DYING ENOUGH? I can't fucking get around – I CAN’T GET OFF THE GODDAMN FUCKING SPAWN! Up through there, under there, over there, fucking laser beam got me again, oh – FUCKING SPIKE TRAP AGAIN! COME OOOOONNNN!!! It won't let me get off! It won't let me get off the top! Fuck the 'Give Up' button! Here's the 'Fuck You' button!" *throws controller*
— Michael "Rage Quit" Jones, Rooster Teeth (from this particular Rage Quit episode
)
)"No more! Ecco died trying to save his family! [salutes] A true dolphin hero! GET THIS SHIT OUT OF MY GENESIS!"
—Some Call Me Johnny, Ecco the Dolphin review
"I have learned that there is only one way to counter this attack. R1 R2 L1 L2 Select Start!" [soft resets]
Western Animation
"That's how nasty my game is, son! I send niggas runnin' away!"
— Cristal, The Boondocks
