I'm just a girl in love! I can't be held responsible for my actions! I have no underlying issues to address, I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed! They say love makes you crazy, therefore you can't call her crazy, 'cause when you call her crazy, you're just calling her in love!
Don't put it in crazy/Don't put crazy in you.
— Common Internet proverb
Dora: So are you friends with any of your exes Marten? I'm curious.
Marten: Not really, they're all crazy.
Penelope: Augh, I hate it when boys use that term.
Marten: Huh.
Penelope: When guys say an ex-girlfriend was "crazy", they don't mean literally. It's just a catch-all term that makes them look like the wronged party. "She got mad when I spent my paycheck on alcohol and video games! She was CRAZY!", "She broke up with me! I can't be bothered to examine the reasons WHY she dumped me, so I'll just say she was CRAZY!" And then they wonder why it seems that EVERY GIRL THEY'VE EVER DATED turned out to be "crazy" in the end! Of course it COULDN'T have anything to do with THEM. Maybe ALL women are crazy. Yeah, that MUST be it! (EEE-HAH EEE-HAH).
Dora: Penny, hon, you're honestly not doing much to prove your thesis right now.
Marten: Not really, they're all crazy.
Penelope: Augh, I hate it when boys use that term.
Marten: Huh.
Penelope: When guys say an ex-girlfriend was "crazy", they don't mean literally. It's just a catch-all term that makes them look like the wronged party. "She got mad when I spent my paycheck on alcohol and video games! She was CRAZY!", "She broke up with me! I can't be bothered to examine the reasons WHY she dumped me, so I'll just say she was CRAZY!" And then they wonder why it seems that EVERY GIRL THEY'VE EVER DATED turned out to be "crazy" in the end! Of course it COULDN'T have anything to do with THEM. Maybe ALL women are crazy. Yeah, that MUST be it! (EEE-HAH EEE-HAH).
Dora: Penny, hon, you're honestly not doing much to prove your thesis right now.
Joker: So we thought about it, but a human and a synthetic in love? It's kind of weird.
Miranda: I admit, I was very curious to see what happened, but perhaps you're right.
Joker: Yeah, and if we ever broke up? Well, nobody wants an angry ex equipped with a Thanix cannon.
Miranda: I admit, I was very curious to see what happened, but perhaps you're right.
Joker: Yeah, and if we ever broke up? Well, nobody wants an angry ex equipped with a Thanix cannon.
— Mass Effect 3, Citadel DLC, if Joker and EDI weren't pushed into a romance
Yang: Seriously? We're about to have a fight to the death with your psycho ex-boyfriend and now also your psycho ex-girlfriend?
Blake: I said it was complicated.
Yang: Sheesh, why do you even read that smut of yours if your life is like this?
Blake: I said it was complicated.
Yang: Sheesh, why do you even read that smut of yours if your life is like this?
James Bachman: Does she have a pet? You should kill it. In a weird way. Otherwise, how's she going to know it's all over?
David Mitchell: I'm just not sure it is.
James Bachman: Oh, it will be.
David Mitchell: I'm just not sure it is.
James Bachman: Oh, it will be.
"Steal my boyfriend, taste my steel!"
—Knives Chau, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Mark: Nancy would send us a mango and melon bouquet. Because she knows I'm deathly allergic to mango and Sheryl's deathly allergic to melon.
Honeybee: Nancy was trying to kill y'all?
Sheryl: Yep. Nancy is his bitter ex, who has apparently moved on from light stalking to full-on murder.
Honeybee: Nancy was trying to kill y'all?
Sheryl: Yep. Nancy is his bitter ex, who has apparently moved on from light stalking to full-on murder.
—The Great North, Season 3 "Enough Bed Adventure"
