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"Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director."
Darth Vader, Rogue One

"Does Darth Vader have to choke a bitch?" is always a rhetorical question.

Darth Vader: Very well... Let's see if this persuades you. [Force Choke]
Jon: [gasp]
Darth Vader: [tightens grip]
Jon: That's not my throat...
JonTron's StarCade, Episode 1 - Atari Games

Admiral Ozzel: Lord Vader, the fleet has dropped out of light speed and we're preparing to— [begins to gag and grasps at his neck]
Darth Vader: You have failed me for the last time, Admiral. Captain Piett.
Captain Piett: [glances nervously at Ozzel as he struggles for breath] Yes, my lord?
Vader: Make ready to land our troops beyond their energy field and deploy the fleet so that nothing gets off the system. You Are in Command Now, Admiral Piett.
[Piett gives one last glance at Ozzel as he falls to the floor]
Admiral Piett: Thank you, Lord Vader.

"Matt": A buddy of mind saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that Kylo Ren had an eight-pack, that Kylo Ren was shredded.
Stormtrooper Tim: What!? Your friend's a liar, man. Kylo Ren is a punk bitch. That guy looks like he weighs thirty pounds soaking wet underneath that little black dress.
[Tim suddenly starts choking]
Lieutenant Colonel Zack: Tim? Tim!?
"Matt": Oh no, he's choking on his food. [raises Tim from his seat with the Force] I see what's in your mind. It. Is. STUPID!! [throws Tim]

"Its worse than cruel— it's base, if you want to know!" Anna cried, in a rush of hatred, and rose to leave.
"No!" he shrieked, in his shrill voice, which pitched a note higher than usual even, and at once she felt what Vronsky had felt in the hallway: her body frozen and then snatched up like a poppet in the hand of a child, tossed in the air and slammed into the ceiling, helpless, pressure squeezing upon her throat, the breath choked out of her.
Android Karenina

Stewie/Vader: Can't we board [the hole in the Death Star] up or, you know, put some plywood over it, or something?
Motti: Well, that would look terrible. I mean, we gotta think about resale?
Stewie/Vader: Resale? W-What are you taking about? This property is right above Sunset. The values are only gonna go up.
Motti: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it— [starts gasping]
Stewie/Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location. Twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Motti: [gagging] There's nothing to do downtown...!
Mayor West/Tarkin: Enough of this. Vader, release him!
Stewie/Vader: As you wish. [stops choking Motti]

Anakin: It's gonna be great! We'll put a baby crib down by the lava river, I mean... make it like a tiki type of cabana thing, and put in some drink-holders like this... [gestures; Padmé's hands fly to her throat] Oh, no, okay, maybe we'll make them smaller like this... [changes proportion of gesture and apparently keeps doing that]
Padmé: I can't...
Anakin: [lost in thought] You go to the big ones... you go to the small ones...
Padmé: No...
Anakin: Or maybe go to the big... I...
Padmé: I can't...
Anakin: ...will you stop your gurgling? Because I can't... I have a hard time making a decision right now.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [entering scene from ramp] Let her go, Anakin!
Anakin: [lets her drop] Oh! I'm so sorry, I forgot to turn off the Force. My bad.
— 2005 MTV Movie Awards parody of Revenge of the Sith

Lena Colby: My power— It's running wild... Stronger than I realized—!
Fake Supergirl: Telekinesis— Mind over matter—?
Lena Colby: Yes... And it's strong enough to strip you of your superpowers! Oh, no... No! It's happening again— And I can't control it!
Fake Supergirl: Lena, please... Try [gasping] I'm... I'm choking—!


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