Anime & Manga
"JUST SHUT UP AND PUT YOUR PANTS ON!"
— Kagami Taiga to Alexandra Garcia, Kuroko's Basketball
"Uh… c-cover up. It's torn but it's better than nothing."
— Inuyasha to Kagome, after giving her his haori to cover up her complete lack of clothes
Yoruichi: I see. You're more naive and innocent than I thought. Was that the first time you've ever seen a woman naked?
Ichigo: *blushing* Never mind.
Yoruichi: Do you want another look? After all, life is short and you may not get to see a hot young thing like me again.
Ichigo: Hey! Just shut up, will you?
Yoruichi: Ugh. You're no fun at all, you know that? You better take it easy or you're going to open up those wounds all over again.
Ichigo: WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP AND PUT SOME PANTS ON!? ...Damn it, now I'm bleeding again.
Ichigo: *blushing* Never mind.
Yoruichi: Do you want another look? After all, life is short and you may not get to see a hot young thing like me again.
Ichigo: Hey! Just shut up, will you?
Yoruichi: Ugh. You're no fun at all, you know that? You better take it easy or you're going to open up those wounds all over again.
Ichigo: WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP AND PUT SOME PANTS ON!? ...Damn it, now I'm bleeding again.
— Bleach
"Within him is a philosopher's stone powered by many thousands of people. You could say he's used its energy to claim the powers of God for himself. Now would you please put on a fucking shirt?"
— Greed, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, outtake
Films — Animation
"Everyone, go home! Where are your parents? Put some clothes on!"
— Ming, Turning Red, while being technically completely naked herself
Film — Live-Action
"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today."
— The Bowler, Mystery Men
Light Novels
"You're embarrassing me! Put your clothes back on, please!"
— Suzuno to Maou after he insists on taking off his MgRonald's uniform before they fight, The Devil is a Part-Timer!
Literature
Despite Tanis’s attempts to convince Sera to wear clothing of some sort, the president had declined, citing Tanis’s own encouragement to be herself.
Tanis knew that had not been the only rationale. Finaeus had succeeded in merging the Mark X FlowArmor into Sera’s skin, and she was ecstatic with the result, insisting that nothing so primitive as clothing would ever touch her body again.
Tanis knew that had not been the only rationale. Finaeus had succeeded in merging the Mark X FlowArmor into Sera’s skin, and she was ecstatic with the result, insisting that nothing so primitive as clothing would ever touch her body again.
— Aeon 14, The Scipio Alliance: Ecumenoplis
Daneel: It would be better, Mrs. Delmarre, if, after you have made contact with the robot, you would return to the stall or, failing that, proceed to put on some articles of clothing.
"And Comrade, find yourself some clothes to wear, or a blanket at least. Your work is over for tonight. It hardly seems right that Boris Dragosani, Necromancer to the Kremlin - one day, anyway - should be running about in his birthday-suit, now, does it?"
— Gregor Borowitz, Necroscope
"Put on some clothes, young man. I'm not interested in seeing any male in his undies unless he's at least twenty-two and buffed out."
— Winona, The Institute
Video Games
Paul Revere: Prescott?
Samuel: Evening, gents.
Paul: Listen, the Regulars are out. You need to rally your men... And put on some trousers!
"Get dressed. Pretty as you are, you're not my type."
— Cid to Clive, Final Fantasy XVI
"M-Master Link! Th-that immodest outfit is quite unbecoming of a hero like you. P-please cover yourself up this instant!"
"I know the desert is hot, but it's not that hot! Put more clothes on!"
— Gerudo Guard if Link walks naked through Gerudo Town, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
"For God's sake, man, put some fucking clothes on."
— Alex Mercer to James Heller, [PROTOTYPE 2]
"Oh, dude, pants! No one wants to see your junk!"
— Ultimate Spider-Man to Electro, Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
Web Animation
"Oh, for heaven's sake, girl; go and put something warm on."
"Here, put this on. You're not gonna walk around my house half-naked for a week."
— Gregory giving Goshua a dead man's clothes, Minilife TV, "Life with Death"
Web Video
Waddle Dee:note Alright Kirby, I've been respectful of your choices for a while. But for the love of Dee, please put on some pants.
Fail: Rich coming from you!
Fail: Rich coming from you!
Webcomics
Japan: I give up. Germany, could you come over here and tell Italy to put some clothes on?
[Germany walks onscreen holding a garden hose in nothing but a pair of shorts]
Germany: Hey there, Japan. Can I wash your back?
Japan: …no. It's clean.
[Germany walks onscreen holding a garden hose in nothing but a pair of shorts]
Germany: Hey there, Japan. Can I wash your back?
Japan: …no. It's clean.
— Hetalia: Axis Powers, immediately after Japan fails to persuade Italy to put on a shirt
Western Animation
"Put your clothes on, Steven."
— Pearl, Steven Universe
Real Life
"PUT A SHIRT ON! You're scaring the kids!"
— Jeremy Roenick, hockey player, in response to teammate Joe Thornton giving a TV interview with his hairy chest for all to see
"People don't take off their clothing in the middle of the street; they don't display themselves to strangers. And the reason they don't is they can be killed, raped or put in the insane asylum."
— Dr. Judith Reisman, The Naked Truth
