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Seymour: Look, you're a plant. An inanimate object.
Audrey II: Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?

"Hello Tobor. Buster Kincaid of the Interplanetary Telepress. Would you mind telling us what's going on here?"
"INVADERS FROM ANOTHER WORLD! THEY MUST BE DEFOLIATED!"
"Don't you mean 'exterminated'?"
"PLANT CREATURES FROM OUTER SPACE!"

"Well observed, General Grugger! I'm a plant!"

Palindrome: Quark's not totally inexperienced, sir. He did see active service during the Sagittarius Rebellion.
The Head: Wasn't he captured by the enemy?
Palindrome: Ah, yes sir. By the Solonites.
The Head: A race of mildly intelligent vegetables.
Palindrome: Tubers, actually.
The Head: Quark was taken prisoner by a unit of dissident potatoes.
Quark

Our helmsman loves exotic plants, and the plants all love him, too,
He took some down on leave with him, and he wondered what they'd do,
'til the planetary governor called, and swore upon his life
That a gang of plants entwined his house, and then seduced his wife!

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