Quotes / Pistol-Whipping

"I will explain to my Legions of Terror that guns are ranged weapons and swords are not. Anyone who attempts to throw a sword at the hero or club him with a gun will be summarily executed."

— Evil Overlord Rule #197

"The pistol whip! Proving you don't need bullets to kill with a gun!"
"Who the f*** even needs to hit anybody with a pistol anyways? You know it's a f***ing pistol, use it as a pistol!"

— Narrator, Johnny Lew Fratto, Deadliest Warrior, Jesse James vs. Al Capone.

"Birdman caught me on his property
He saw me trespassing his real estate
He reached in his pocket for a pistol
He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind"

— Wesley Willis, "Birdman Kicked My Ass"

"That still counts as a Sniper kill."

— Church, Red vs. Blue

Mal: Say that to my face.
Drunk: I said you're a coward, and a piss-pot. Now what are you gonna do about it?
Mal: Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you.
[The drunk turns around, and Zoe smashes him in the face with the butt of her hogleg.]
Mal: Drunks are so cute.

— "Train Job", Firefly

Gunsmith: Hey Revy, grip on this one all banged up!
Revy: Well what else am I gonna use to crack skulls open?

— Black Lagoon

O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "shenanigans"!
Mac: Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

— Super Troopers

"I never fired a shot in my life."

— Joe with rifle in hand, The Rule Of Death, "Grave Dug"

"The giant mantis is almost here. Get ready to be pistol-whipped, snowman!"

— Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

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