"For those that say rapping takes no talent, it clearly does and Hornswoggle does not have it!"
— Vince Verhei, The Wrestling Observer Newsletter
"The man who puts the 'C' into 'rap music', Colin Sell!"
Arin: Anyway, 'd you like my rap?
Dan: Yeah, I loved it. Really, really good.
Arin: Give me another […] rap topic.
Dan: I'll try to give you something that's really easy to rhyme. Uhh... "cake."
Arin: "Cake," alright: (raps) Yo everybody, here's my story, / I really like cake! (hesitates) And my name's Rory!
Dan: God, (sigh) Arin...
Dan: Yeah, I loved it. Really, really good.
Arin: Give me another […] rap topic.
Dan: I'll try to give you something that's really easy to rhyme. Uhh... "cake."
Arin: "Cake," alright: (raps) Yo everybody, here's my story, / I really like cake! (hesitates) And my name's Rory!
Dan: God, (sigh) Arin...
— Game Grumps, "Zelda Ocarina of Time: Back and Forth"
Cap'n Cuttlefish: My name is Cuttlefish, but I don't cuddle with fish. My only wish is for a delicious dish.
Pearl: Maybe stick that one back in the oven, cap.
Pearl: Maybe stick that one back in the oven, cap.
— Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion
Zac Taylor: Here's a Zac Rap, About a Zac wrap! Get a little hungry, I eat a Zac Snack! Christmas time, I take a Zac nap. And that's a Zac wrap, on my Zac Rap!
Joe Burrow: ...You said "Zac Rap" four times, kid.
Joe Burrow: ...You said "Zac Rap" four times, kid.
Here's one for the wizards in the cizzastle! Listen while I drop some magic on your hineys!
All the wizards in the house, say yo!
Put a 40 in your goblet, let it flow!
Give some pinches to your wenches down low.
Take out your crystal ball, let it glow, what's it show?
Put your staffs in the air like you just don't care and say yo! Yo! YO! YOOOOOO-
All the wizards in the house, say yo!
Put a 40 in your goblet, let it flow!
Give some pinches to your wenches down low.
Take out your crystal ball, let it glow, what's it show?
Put your staffs in the air like you just don't care and say yo! Yo! YO! YOOOOOO-
— Merlin before getting dropped into a pitfall, The Brak Show, "Brakstreet"
I'm a b-boy, standing in my b-boy stance
Why don't you give me the mic before I shit my pants?
Why don't you give me the mic before I shit my pants?
— Minamina Goodsong, "First Movement"
note
note "I'm tearing you apart with my lyrical game.
My rap is not lame, I'm cooking beef with proPAAANE! (Finn winces)
I know what I have to do, and I know I have the strength.
I'll take it to the tenth. And then I'll take it to the... the tenth.
Push it past the limit. Impossible to gauge.
'Cause I am a magician rap star magical rap... sage.
Come on! Oo oo oo ooo oooo~! (Rey lets out a dismayed Big "NO!")
(speaking) and then this fresh beat comes dropping in, and it's all like... (beatboxes)
I'm the best, you know this! You can't stop me,
'Cause my soul is on FIRE~!"
My rap is not lame, I'm cooking beef with proPAAANE! (Finn winces)
I know what I have to do, and I know I have the strength.
I'll take it to the tenth. And then I'll take it to the... the tenth.
Push it past the limit. Impossible to gauge.
'Cause I am a magician rap star magical rap... sage.
Come on! Oo oo oo ooo oooo~! (Rey lets out a dismayed Big "NO!")
(speaking) and then this fresh beat comes dropping in, and it's all like... (beatboxes)
I'm the best, you know this! You can't stop me,
'Cause my soul is on FIRE~!"
— Kylo Ren, Auralnauts Star Wars
Strong Bad: (narrating) And at some point during the night, we all get "treated" to Coach Z attempting to freestyle.
Coach Z: One-two, one-two! 'Bout to freestyle...One, two! One-two! Ha! One-two, one-two! Here I go! Hang on! One-two!
Strong Bad: ...I mean, count to two over and over again.
Coach Z: One-two, one-two! 'Bout to freestyle...One, two! One-two! Ha! One-two, one-two! Here I go! Hang on! One-two!
Strong Bad: ...I mean, count to two over and over again.
Nice to meet ya', now I'm here to beat ya'
With full force, mess up your facial features
Hasta la vista, I'm sonnin' all y'all Little Caesars
All y'all stuff ya' face with is pizza, pizza!
Crack like a hard-boiled egg on Easter, Easter
See these muscles on me? I can beat ya' teacher
I'll defeat Leonardo, y'all become the weakest
I take off all of your masks and dismantle ya' features!
With full force, mess up your facial features
Hasta la vista, I'm sonnin' all y'all Little Caesars
All y'all stuff ya' face with is pizza, pizza!
Crack like a hard-boiled egg on Easter, Easter
See these muscles on me? I can beat ya' teacher
I'll defeat Leonardo, y'all become the weakest
I take off all of your masks and dismantle ya' features!
— Ghostface Killah (as Shredder), "We Ain't Came to Lose", Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge
