...Running, gunning, posing, gyrating. It’s the best kind of gaming grind imaginable, like receiving fellatio whilst leveling-up in Sword of Fargoal. ...You leap, you bound, you pirouette, you drool.... The purity of P.N.03 is...a simple matter of not being shot. And you can’t get more hard-core, more shoot-em-up, more pure, than that. Play. Wiggle. Don’t get shot. Wiggle. Strike a pose. Wiggle. Don't get shot. It’s what video game dreams are made of.
— Mooba, in Why I Love P.N.03 
