Quotes / Or My Name Isn't...

Comic Books

Superman: "All the defense mechanisms I installed are still intact! We can relax, Warden!"
Lex Luthor: "Don't relax too much, Superman...unless you are naive enough after all these years to believe that Lex Luthor makes threats he cannot keep! I said you would personally free me from this cell later today...and free me today you shall— Or my name isn't Lex Luthor!"

— "Victory by Computer"

Films — Live-Action

Captain Fancey: But don't worry, I intend to take personal charge from now on, an' I can promise you, that I'll have Dick Turpin hanging from a gibbet within a month, or my name is not Desmond Fancey.
Sir Roger: There's only one comment I have to make on that, Captain. [Sir Roger's horse farts] And that's it.

— Carry On Dick

Western Animation

Security Guard: (reading ID card) You're Diane?
Todd: Yes.
Security Guard: Nguyen?
Todd: That is correct.
Security Guard: I find that hard to believe.
Todd: Wow, that's racist. People don't always look like their last names. For example, I'm white, and my last name is Chavez.
Security Guard: I thought your last name was Nguyen.
Todd: Oh, yeah, it is! Todd Nguyen.
Security Guard: Not Diane Nguyen?
Todd: Oh, right! Diane Nguyen. That's me, alright, or my name isn't Todd Chavez!

— BoJack Horseman, "The Kidney Stays in the Picture"

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