All is strange and vague.
Are we dead?
Or is this Ohio?
Are we dead?
Or is this Ohio?
—Yakko and Dot Warner, Animaniacs
We don't have cell phones, we're from Ohio!
—Tommy, 3rd Rock from the Sun
If you don't like the weather in Southern Ohio, just wait 15 minutes
—R Alan Woods
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time
Saturday night in Toledo, Ohio is like being nowhere at all
All through the day how the hours rush by
you sit in the park and watch the grass die
All through the day how the hours rush by
you sit in the park and watch the grass die
—John Denver, "Saturday Night in Toledo, Ohio"
Ohio was a mistake, this state should really be four or five separate states. Northeast Ohio would be right at home in Pennsylvania. Toledo should have stayed with Michigan. The southeast is basically West Virginia. Cincy is kind of like a world unto itself and even that's been sliced to pieces, with the Dayton-Springfield area sort of attached to it. The only truly "Ohioan" part of Ohio is Columbus.
—Rational Wiki
Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin'
We're finally on our own
This summer I hear the drummin'
Four dead in Ohio
We're finally on our own
This summer I hear the drummin'
Four dead in Ohio
—Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, "Ohio"