Quotes / Oh, Crap, There Are Fanfics of Us!

"For one, the fans like you more than they like me. I've seen the internet."

— Pearl to Marina, Splatoon 2

"It's basically pornographic fiction for fans of T.V. shows, it doesn't matter, does it? It doesn't matter, it's niche. It's a small community online, they enjoy it, it's not in your face. It doesn't matter, does it? It doesn't affect you in any way, does it? Does it? Does it? Until it does. 'Cause I'm here to tell you that it turns out there is such a thing as The Daily Show slash fiction."

— John Oliver

Honeybee: Did you just admit to reading smut fanfic about yourself????
Chat Noir: In my defense, it wasn't a smutfic it was a "oh no Chat got hurt and Miraculous Cure couldn't heal all of him! It's up to Ladybug to take him somewhere safe and patch him up" fic.
Ladybug: Please don't remind me that people write smut about me on the internet.

— Hero Chat

"People are drawing me making out with Steve, you're goddamn right I'm angry!"

— Unused Tankman voice line, Friday Night Funkin'

Garmadon: Just look at this. Artwork, video, animation, entire fictional stories written about me.
Lloyd: Dad, you've...read what's in those stories, right?
[Garmadon stares at Lloyd in silence]
Lloyd: Right?
Garmadon: Of course, Lloyd. How could I not have? I have seen everything, everything there is to see. I have borne witness to the carnal, vile products of degeneracy. Simps, stans, NEETs, all of them united to write weird stories about how I'm into feet.
Lloyd: Ew.
Garmadon: And Vinny of NGTV News, for some reason.
Lloyd: Ew-er.
Garmadon: I could not unsee what I had seen. By indulging a seemingly innocent curiosity, I had defiled my mind and placed a weight on my shoulders that no man was intended to bear. So, I did what any practical man would do.
Lloyd: You got rid of the computer and found Jesus?

— FoxTale2614, "garmadon is up to something"

Kevin: They ship me with a child kidnapper.
Radford: What's ship?

— A conversation among a series of doodles shipping Kevin with Frank, drawn by the creator of Spooky Month, Sr. Pelo

Caine: Your little, crying face left quite the little, crying mark on the internet! Something I don't canonically have any knowledge of. Take a look!
(Caine summons a scrolling screen of censored content farm thumbnails)
Pomni: What the (boing) am I looking at?!
Caine: The consequences of our actions! And it's only going to get worse from here.
Pomni: O-o-oh no...

— The Amazing Digital Circus, "POMNI WAKE UP TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE"

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