"Who's that man with the three piece suit?
Makin' a doll with a log and fruit?
Who's that man with the eight strong legs?
Tried to make me breakfast but he broke my eggs?
Octodad - nobody suspects a thing.
Octodad - he's got a good thing going.
Octodad - nobody suspects a thing.
Octodad - Octodad.
Who's that man with the hard, hard beak?
three feet tall, with a soft physique?
How's a man like that man feel?
running for his life from a moray eel?
Octodad - nobody suspects a thing.
Octodad - he's got a good thing going.
Octodad - nobody suspects a thing.
Octodad - Octodad."
Makin' a doll with a log and fruit?
Who's that man with the eight strong legs?
Tried to make me breakfast but he broke my eggs?
Octodad - nobody suspects a thing.
Octodad - he's got a good thing going.
Octodad - nobody suspects a thing.
Octodad - Octodad.
Who's that man with the hard, hard beak?
three feet tall, with a soft physique?
How's a man like that man feel?
running for his life from a moray eel?
Octodad - nobody suspects a thing.
Octodad - he's got a good thing going.
Octodad - nobody suspects a thing.
Octodad - Octodad."
— Theme Song
"Loving Father. Caring Husband. Secret Octopus."
— Tagline
