"In times like these you should tell your man never to take the first cab that comes on a call—nor yet the second—the third may be safe!"
— Holmes, Sherlock Holmes
Lana Lang: Mercy, you're going the wrong way.
The curtain slides back, revealing a man.
Driver: Sorry. No Mercy tonight.
—Superman: The Animated Series, "My Girl"
"WHERE TO, STEPHANIE?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"BUCKLE UP, TEDDY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
—The Undertaker again
"We're going for a ride! AND IT'S GONNA BE BETTER THAN DISNEYLAND, HOMES!"
—Eddie Guerrero, to JBL
Sergeant Colon: Now, you see, that was good. He went right through the cab window without touching the sides and bounced off that bloke creepin’ up. Very nice roll as he landed, I thought, and he still had hold of the little dog the whole time. Done it before, I shouldn’t wonder. Nevertheless, I’m forced, on balance, to consider him a twit.
Corporal Nobbs: [shaking his head] The first cab. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I would not have thought it of a man like him.
Colon: My point exactly. When you know you've got enemies at large, never, ever, get in the first cab. Fact of life. Even things what live under rocks know it.
Corporal Nobbs: [shaking his head] The first cab. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I would not have thought it of a man like him.
Colon: My point exactly. When you know you've got enemies at large, never, ever, get in the first cab. Fact of life. Even things what live under rocks know it.
