There are at least half a dozen members of the Former Fiances of Jennifer Love Hewitt Support Group, so the real life Miss Prissy definitely knows how to catch a man (it’s the "not scaring him away by telling him she wants to surgically connect their fingers together so they can hold hands FOREVER" part that continues to elude her ass).
—Michael K.
, "Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Latest Tip On How To Catch A Man"
, "Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Latest Tip On How To Catch A Man"You know, it is possible to be too attractive!
— Pepe Le Pew, Looney Tunes, "For Scent-imental Reasons"
Why is it whenever a man is captured by a woman, all he wish to do is get away?
— Pepe Le Pew, Looney Tunes, "Little Beau Pepe"
"I... vote for Sierra. She's like the stalker girlfriend I always thought I wanted... until I got one!"
— Cody Anderson, Total Drama World Tour, "The Am-AH-Zon Race"
Sisko: Constable, you can handle thieves and killers, but not one Betazoid woman?
Odo: I understand thieves and killers. I don't understand... her!
Odo: I understand thieves and killers. I don't understand... her!
—Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "The Forsaken"
Kamala: My empathic powers can only sense a man of deep passion, and conviction. So controlled. So disciplined. I am simply curious to know what lies beneath...
Picard: (panicking) Nothing. Nothing lies beneath.
Picard: (panicking) Nothing. Nothing lies beneath.
—Star Trek: The Next Generation, "The Perfect Mate"
Carla: You should have just asked him out. Men love that.
Dr Cox: (interjecting) No, Carla. Men don't love that. It turns out we don't love picnics, foreplay, candles, baths, photo albums or when you drive so that we can "relax" and, as always, we're not that big on Hugh Jackman. Lookit, the only thing men actually care about as far dating is "The Chase." If you want a guy to look your way, listen to me carefully, ignore the living hell out of him.
Dr Cox: (interjecting) No, Carla. Men don't love that. It turns out we don't love picnics, foreplay, candles, baths, photo albums or when you drive so that we can "relax" and, as always, we're not that big on Hugh Jackman. Lookit, the only thing men actually care about as far dating is "The Chase." If you want a guy to look your way, listen to me carefully, ignore the living hell out of him.
Kouko: You'll never escape from me, Mitsuo. We grew up together, now we'll go to college together, and... we'll die together.
Banri: Dude she's a keeper.
Mitsuo: Yeah, as in "keep her the hell away from me"! No college for you Kouko! I'm banning you!
Kouko: You're banning me?
Mitsuo: I ban thee!
Kouko: You ban me?
Banri: I'm Banri.
Mitsuo: That's it, Mitsuo outie!
(Mitsuo runs out of the room as fast as he can)
Kouko: (running after him) Mitsuo, wait! Don't outie without me, we have to do everything together.
Mitsuo: (offscreen) Call the cops!
Banri: Dude she's a keeper.
Mitsuo: Yeah, as in "keep her the hell away from me"! No college for you Kouko! I'm banning you!
Kouko: You're banning me?
Mitsuo: I ban thee!
Kouko: You ban me?
Banri: I'm Banri.
Mitsuo: That's it, Mitsuo outie!
(Mitsuo runs out of the room as fast as he can)
Kouko: (running after him) Mitsuo, wait! Don't outie without me, we have to do everything together.
Mitsuo: (offscreen) Call the cops!
Kuon: Well, aren't you the luckiest fellow? You have so many cute girls that care so much about you.
Haku: Yeah, when they're this aggressive about it, I'm not sure I feel that lucky.
Haku: Yeah, when they're this aggressive about it, I'm not sure I feel that lucky.
Vanilla: What's the matter with you, Will? Don't you like girls?
Will: Well, you're... you're... you're too forward.
Of course Shirou had noticed all the things those girls had done. They were all beautiful and smart and any guy would be over the moon to date them. (..) Except all the attention, and gifts, and wrestling, and faking injuries, and throwing themselves at him, were very embarrassing. And a little creepy.
He preferred mature women.
He preferred mature women.
