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Subaru: Combat Maids? That's too much.
Ainz: I don't want to hear that from the guy with the Demon Maids.

"Now I understand. That maid is a killer robot from the future. The difference is that we don't have Schwarzenegger."
Rock, Black Lagoon, about Roberta

"The maid has spirit!"
Son of Mine on Martha, Doctor Who

"Disguising yourself under an assumed name and thoroughly and easily completing the job given to us - you could say maids are the modern day ninja!"
Kawara Ryouta, Hatoful Boyfriend

"Your bartender's a ninja? Of course she is."
Detective Chloe Decker, Lucifer (2016), about Maze

"I'll keep to what the young Master has told me: to face the Master with a clean mansion every day. That is a maid's job... I wipe away the mansion's dirt!"
Mey-Rin (right before dealing with the intruders with two bolt-action rifles on each arm), Black Butler

"I am devoted to what I do, but make no mistake - I devote myself freely. A maid, to me, is the most liberating job there is. I'm a chef, a gardener, a warrior, a guide... I can be anything you need me to be!"
Noelle, Genshin Impact

Aldrich Kemp: But Mrs. Boone, your life is painfully simple.
Alice Boone: Just the way I like it, Sir.
Aldrich Kemp: All you do is make jam and kill people.

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