Quotes / Netorare

Diodora: Asia is still a virgin, isn't she? I don't want the Red Dragon Emperor's sloppy seconds.
Issei: Shut your mouth...
Diodora: I do rather enjoy the thought of stealing her away from you though. Our own custom version of prima nocta...
Issei: Shut up...!
Diodora: I must admit the mere thought of taking Asia as she calls out your name is absolutely delicious!
Issei: I SAID SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP! (explodes in a Battle Aura) DIODORAAAAAAA!

— High School D×D: Issei then proceeds to brutally defy this trope

"[A] singularly scathing narrative pattern."

— mt-i, in an essay.

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping
Because Scotty doesn't know!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know! Scotty doesn't know!
So don't tell Scotty!

— Lustra, "Scotty Doesn't Know"

Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking a drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest
Now
He takes off her dress
Now
Let me go
I just can't look, it's killing me
And taking control

— The Killers, "Mr. Brightside"

Eggman: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK MY WIFE!!!
Shadow: And I did anyway. Whatchu gon' do, binch?

— '''Real-Time Fandub Sonic Adventure 2: Dark Story: After Dr. Eggman Discovers that Shadow had fucked his wife, Martha.

In anime, where love is lewd
A poor boy's heart shall soon be screwed
When you dwell on the past
While he pounds her sweet ass
Netorare
When you fuck her in bed
It's his face in her head
Netorare
When she's taking his cock
When you're out on the clock
Netorare
When she's fucked by four guys
And you're still none the wise
Netorare
When she's on the school roof
Making out with some doof
Netorare
When she blows some old man
With your ring on her hand
Netorare
When there's tears in your eyes
When she laughs at your size
Netorare
When you're home all alone
Her hips move on their own
Netorare

—Netorare: /a/ True Love Song ^note Sung to the tune of "That's Amore"

I'm in that two-seat Lambo with yo' girl, she tryna jerk me

—YB, "Lambo"; later on famously sampled by Kanye West in "Mercy"

Student Council Girl: I may look like a bookish virgin, but I actually have a HOT BODY! Because of this, MC-kun has a secret crush on me...
MC-kun: I respect you as a human being, Senpai.
Student Council Girl: Of course, this makes me a prime target for NETORARE!

—This comic by Baalbuddy. Nothing happens, to her disappointment.

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