"Uh-oh! The little fat boy and his family are in trouble! I'M COMIN' TO RESCUE THE LOT OF YOU! All right, loonie — show me what you got- [gets axed in the back] Is that the best you can do? [drops dead]"
— Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons, "The Shinning"
"You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I- [gets axed in the back]"
— Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons, "Time and Punishment"
"Hold on, kids! I'm comin' to rescue the lot of you! I'll- [gets axed in the back] OOOWWW!!! Ugh, I'm bad at this... [drops dead]"
— Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons, "Nightmare Cafeteria"
"You... BIG... JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERK!!! Now you've made me ANGRY! Very! VERY! VEEERYYY!!!... ah forget it. You can wrestle with Pappy yourself, Monty. I'm going to get some Rocky Road."
— Father, Codename: Kids Next Door, Operation: Z.E.R.O.
Alex Trebek: Lionel, you're in third place. You've got $3,600 to risk on Horses.
Lionel: (Beat) Go for it.
Alex: All of it?
Lionel: Yes.
Alex: In the category Horses, here is the clue: "Until reaching this milestone, stallions, geldings & mares alike are known as 'maidens'."
Lionel: Until winning a race?
Alex: (Beat) Oh Lionel, you didn't phrase it in the form of a question. I have to rule against you.
Lionel: (Beat) Go for it.
Alex: All of it?
Lionel: Yes.
Alex: In the category Horses, here is the clue: "Until reaching this milestone, stallions, geldings & mares alike are known as 'maidens'."
Lionel: Until winning a race?
Alex: (Beat) Oh Lionel, you didn't phrase it in the form of a question. I have to rule against you.
— Jeopardy!, November 19, 1986
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
— dril
Tom: Me and my boys gonna mess you up!
Rogue: I rolled a one.
Barbarian: I rolled a one.
Tom: Fuck.
Rogue: I rolled a one.
Barbarian: I rolled a one.
Tom: Fuck.
— Perception Check, Tom Cardy
