Quotes / My New Gift Is Lame

Chandler: Open ours next.
Joey: Now that you're a couple, we don't get two presents from you guys?
Chandler: For my last birthday you gave me a hug.

— Friends, "The One Where They All Turn Thirty"

I got a pirated copy of Kingdom Hearts, three potatoes, a leg — ("Give that back!") — and a very mysterious message.

— Riku, Merry D A R K Christmas

Mother-being, why would Queen Nanny Giftus bring me such a thoroughly deceased squemp for this, my only forty-third Celebrationings Eve? Like the previous forty-two celebrationings, mother just continued to drink heavily.

— Spleonard, Awful Hospital

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