"The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a nightmare! Give me two fire-breathing whores! Any day of the week!"
"Monogamy is for the weak!"
— Marena, Keychain of Creation
"I want a girl who likes to play dirty games
She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names
And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me
She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up
Monogamous Slut... oh I want one for myself
Monogamous Slut... and there will be nobody else"
She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names
And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me
She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up
Monogamous Slut... oh I want one for myself
Monogamous Slut... and there will be nobody else"
"I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?"
— Dr. Girlfriend, The Venture Brothers
Wife: Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!
Husband: My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!
Commentor: Your relative has lived my dream!
Husband: My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!
Commentor: Your relative has lived my dream!
— Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread, TV Tropes
"I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, looking back, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits."
— Cindy Margolis on how many sex partners she's had
"Wouldn't it be nice to be like men and get notches in your belt and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?"
"I hear from so many women who wish their husbands would agree to an open marriage, and I hear from so many women who are lucky enough to be in an open marriage and who cite that as a main reason that they are such attentive wives."
— Mande Wilkes, Why Open Marriages Benefit Women
"And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife."
— James Reynolds, Hamilton, "Say No To This"
"The only people who don't like sluts are the people who don't get any."
— Suzanne Berhow, Game Grumps
"I bought my girlfriend a book called Cheap & Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which was perfect for her, since not only is she a vegetarian..."
'''This occurs, for example when Chevy Chase meets Christie Brinkley, the woman of his fantasies, in a motel bar and, with am alacrity born of the male dreams of the liberated female, she promptly leads him to the swimming pool, disrobes and jumps in.
, she promptly leads him to the swimming pool, disrobes and jumps in.—Joe Pollack, National Lampoon's Vacation
She kissed me so hard I saw stars, and I wondered how many other Hollywood types had blown into her overheated life looking for a beer. But for the next half hour it was only me. A hero, she'd said. But what I did to her wasn't going to earn me any medals.
— Fallen Angels, "Tomorrow I Die"
You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it
—Lil Pump, "I Love It"
S-L-U-T
She may be a slut, but she looks good to me
She may be a slut, but she looks good to me
—Todd Rundgren, "Slut"
Cartman: Kenny, your girlfriend is... a notorious whore. She even gave a kid named Dave Darsky a BJ in the parking lot of T.G.I. Friday's.
Kenny: ...Huh?
Cartman: Your girlfriend's a slut, dude!
Kenny: (long Beat) WOO-HOOOOO!!!
Kenny: ...Huh?
Cartman: Your girlfriend's a slut, dude!
Kenny: (long Beat) WOO-HOOOOO!!!
— South Park, "The Ring"
"The key here is not to mask your needs just because you think your partner or others expect it from you. For instance, Grape wants huge buff werewolf-slash-weretiger lovers and I don't begrudge her for that. And it took me some time to get over my personal jealousy, but we're better for it! If it makes her happy, I'm happy for her!"
