Quotes / Most Annoying Sound

Quotes that summarize the feeling of hearing those sounds that people are sick of hearing.

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"God damn it! Do you hear this?! Do you hear this, people?! This is the sound of my hell! An eternity of this sound, and IT NEVER! SHUTS! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"

— Spoony on the "Laughing Scene" in Final Fantasy X.

"Isn't that the most beautiful, radiant sound that has ever been blessed upon your soul? Its exuberant tonality harmoniously blends the dying squeals of electronic goats with the melodic rapture of diarrhea bubbling from a coyote's craphole!"

— The Angry Video Game Nerd on the background music of Winter Games

"You shut up too! And stop camping just so you can do that annoying-ass taunt!"

— Ike, "Brawl Taunts," in response to Kirby's infamous "Hiiii!" taunt

"*Ding dong* Is that the pizza man? *Ding Dong DINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONGDINGDONG* Okay JESUS CALM DOWN."

— Joel, playing the game Really Scary

"And I'm now gonna turn that off, because it's making my ears bleed."

—Stuart Ashen, reviewing the POPstation

Kamikaze: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—(is shot dead by Sam)
Sam "Serious" Stone: "AAAAAAA" yourself!

—Serious Sam: The First Encounter

"I'm just so sick and tired of hearing that cackle! It's the equivalent of The Big Bang Theory Laugh Track, it fucking grates my soul!"

—Tear Of Grace

But nothing, I repeat, nothing, not a single thing on God's green repugnant Earth can prepare you for what's about to happen in a second. This transcends any kind of awful I've ever seen in a game cutscene, a TV show, a YouTube video, a film... anything. I-It's that bad. I haven't got anything else to say. Commence.
(Listen to IT here. A voice actor does a terrible impression of a goose doing a terrible impression of an ambulance siren.)
Now you tell me... what the holy mother of crap was that about?!?!? Was that from a bullriding tournament where a person was dressed as the bull? (THAT AUDIO plays over a man riding a bull) Was that a deleted scene from The Exorcist? (THAT AUDIO plays over a clip from said film) Was that my auntie's final words? (an image of a woman floats over an image of a hospital room as THAT AUDIO plays)''

— Caddicarus, THE NEW WORST GAME EVER MADE

Archibald: HRAH! I think that enemy got the point!
Dennis: HA! Nice one, Archibald!
Archibald: HRAH! I think that enemy got the point!
Dennis: Heh... yeah!
Archibald: HRAH! I think that enemy got the point! HRAH! I think that enemy got the point!
Dennis: Okay?
Archibald: HRAH! I think that enemy—
Dennis: Gosh, Archibald, do you think that enemy did or did not get the point?
Archibald: HRAH! I think that enemy got the point!
Dennis: Okay, good to know...

— ProZD, when a game only has one voiceover line for a specific action

Kuriboh: DOODAALALALALALALAAA!
Yami: That is an annoying Kuriboh.

—Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series

"My critic powers are failing me a little bit because I don't know what else to say about a song which is just "I whip my hair back and forth" repeated until your eyes pop and your ears bleed. "Whip My Hair" is, and I say this as someone who willingly listened to "Hollaback Girl", it is one of the most mind-meltingly irritating sounds that has ever been produced by any human being. This is audio Chinese water torture."

—Todd in the Shadows on "Whip My Hair"

Their constant uninterrupted chanting is drilling into my skull as if they were the immensely sanctimonious lovechild of tinnitus and a jackhammer. The pain of a million ripped-out nosehairs are but a tender massage compared to this inexpressible ultra-torture.

—The God-Emperor of Mankind, on why he despises the Ultramarines, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device

CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: shut up
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO
DAVE: no
DAVE: just
DAVE: god damn it
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HOO HOO HEE HEE
DAVE: please
DAVE: just once
DAVE: shut the hell up
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HAA HEE HEE HOO
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HEE HAA HEE HAA
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
DAVE: shut up
CALSPRITE: HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA HAA
CALSPRITE: HOO HOO HOO HEE HEE HEE
DAVE: shut
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: the
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: fuck
CALSPRITE: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO
DAVE: up

—Homestuck

"AGH! I can't take that sound anymore! I. HATE. YOU. SOUND."

— Dipper Pines, Gravity Falls

Fry: Yeah! Crank up the radio! (Turns the radio on)

Radio: WE'RE WHALERS ON THE- (Fry immediately shuts it off)

— Futurama, "The Series Has Landed"

"Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEERRRRRRRGHHH--"

— Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

"Shut off that damned noise! Go to Yellow Alert!"

— Captain Picard, "Encounter at Farpoint"

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