"Oh shit!"
—Simon, Moonquest Episode 45 - Blastoff.
Lewis: It feels so frantic and yet nothing gets done. Like, episode after episode.
Simon: We're in a rush to do bugger-all!
Simon: We're in a rush to do bugger-all!
— from Moonquest episode #70
1. MOONBASE OUT OF HAM = HAMBASE
2. FIND PIGGII. MATE PIGGUSES. KILL BABBYES.
3. GET HAMME. MAKE BRICK FROM HAMME.
4. MACHINE 4PIGS.
5. PIG ISLAND 2.0
6. THINK OF SOMETHING FOR NUMBER 6
2. FIND PIGGII. MATE PIGGUSES. KILL BABBYES.
3. GET HAMME. MAKE BRICK FROM HAMME.
4. MACHINE 4PIGS.
5. PIG ISLAND 2.0
6. THINK OF SOMETHING FOR NUMBER 6
—Simon's master plan for colonizing the moon, Moonquest
